10. i was once a guest dj for a college radio station. i answered a phone call.

9. i wore a size 11 shoe in 8th grade. i was about 5'3".

8. i once took a class field trip to my house. i stayed in line.

7. i had a pet bird once. my mom told me he died of a stroke. i have no idea how she knows this.

6. i have been to 40 u.s. states. i will probably never go to kentucky.

5. i have only had 2 hairstyles my entire life. one of them is bound to be in style eventually.

4. i moshed at a metallica concert. i fell down by myself.

3. i have about 13 pairs of athletic shoes. i am overdue for a new pair.

2. i didn't get my driver's license until i was 20 years old. i still can't parallel park.

1. my dad bought me my first bb gun when i was 12. a year later he gave me a shotgun (not recommended for backyard fun).