top 10 signs you're not ready for monday

10. you didn't bother with the hot water and just had coffee grinds for breakfast.

9. you brushed your teeth with deoderant.

8. you accidentally packed your cat for lunch.

7. you show up to the bus stop with your shirt on backwards (i hear this can be embarrassing).

6. you accidentally get on a bus headed for hawaii. via ireland.

5. you take a quick power nap in the elevator on the way up to your desk. you work on the second floor.

4. you show up late for work. at the wrong company. in your girlfriends shoes. again.

3. the thought of laying down for a nap makes you drool.

2. you slip into the bathroom stall at work for a quick "poopie nap."

1. you have a sweet case of "waffle-hed" from falling asleep on the keyboard and you suspect you ate your computer mouse in your sleep. again.