top 10 fun things to do for halloween

10.

go to a halloween party as a nudist. this is a great costume if you are on a budget.

9.

wear a santa suit while passing out candy to the kids.

8.

for even more holiday confusion, instead of candy give them whole frozen turkeys. remember size matters here.

7.

go trick-or-treating by yourself. combine this with your nudist costume and see how long it takes before you are arrested.

6.

dress up as a giant candy bar. every time some kid knocks on your door and says "trick-or-treat" try to jump in his candy bag.

5.

instead of staying at home drive around slowly in a friends car and throw candy at the kids.

4.

two words: piñata costume.

3.

go to a halloween party in your favorite sports uniform with a standard 12 inch ruler taped to the front of the jersey. if anyone asks tell them you dressed as athlete's foot.

2.

dress up as your significant other and vice versa. go out to a nice dinner.

1.

go to a church halloween party dressed as a pregnant nun. i actually did this once in high school.