1. roman cat-o-nine-tails whip

here is a relatively short quote from his epic listing that should sum up this dude's psychological status:

Did you notice the eagle in the picture with the whip? If you thought it was a stuffed or maybe a live eagle, guess again. Appearances can be very deceiving. At least you would not be as mistaken as the two Fish and Game officers who confiscated one of my “legal eagles ” believing it was a real taxidermy bald eagle. Of course they apologetically returned it to its owner after testing it at the Smithsonian in DC.

The reason the eagle is pictured with the whip is to ask you one simple question. If my eagles are fair reproductions, do you think it is possible I might know something about making accurate reproductions you might not? If that slight possibility exists, cut me some slack and finish reading this page before you decide.

For 26 years I have been making a living producing a variety of expensive reproductions for the interior design and gift markets. My reproductions of a Roman flagrum are not only much more affordable – they are my most accurate reproductions to date. Believe it or not, designing an accurate reproduction of a Roman scourging whip is much harder than making a remote control eagle (which appears so lifelike they have fooled audiences into believe they were watching a real eagle up on stage).

so basically we have a jesus freak who makes remote control eagles and authentic roman torture devices. it's good to have hobbies childrens but don't ever become like this man mkay.