top 10 bad ideas for books

i'm pretty sure these aren't real books but if they were i wouldn't buy them...

10.

"Unlocking Your Inner Philanthropist"
by Sharon S. Kerren

9.

"It's a Big World Out There, Don't Get Stepped On"
by Ima Nant

8.

"Complete Guide to Chinese Area Codes"
by Hu-Yu Ka Ling

7.

"Taking Inventory of Your Life"
by Howard Tings and Gooden Ewe

6.

"Contemporary Chinese Psychics"
by Hao Yu No

5.

"Ancient Chinese Courting Rituals"
by Hu-Chi Ku-Chi

4.

"Dealing With the Adoption Process"
by Anita Pham-Lee

3.

"Natural Fertilization Techniques for Traditional Chinese Gardening"
by Hu Phlung Pu

2.

"Interview with a Daredevil"
by Hope E. Maiksit

1.

"21 Amazing Feats of My Lifetime"
by Howdy Dewitt