happy st. patty's day all the wee ones

welcome and happy green day you crazy kiddos. for those of you who are not quite sure where this holiday comes from, the history channel gives a nice overview about the history of the holiday. basically the son of a british deacon was kidnapped by irish rebels, escaped captivity, then eventually went back to minister to the irish people after becoming an ordained minister. all that to say whether you are irish or not it's an excuse to head to the local pub, join a parade, wear some green, pinch some random people or get kidnapped. i for one will be headed to the closest pub for a pint or 10 of the black while strengthening mexo-irish relations for future joint endeavors. here's a quick tutorial on developing an irish accent so you can annoy some people shammie style.

in other news poker party night for the rosy was a slamming success. three of us brave souls managed a marathon and played until 10 a.m. the next day. unfortunately we were not able to take all of the rosy's money but all is well cuz he'll come back with a lot more and then it's on. have a good one across the pond you jabroney, i blind raise 5 bucks the first hand we play upon your return. pics from the night coming soon. here's a reader mail from the rosy before he left.

pics from the metallica concert.

this guy invented something that invents things.

kung fu kitties. (right o'clickity lads)

happy the rosy day

this posting took me 10 minutes the rosy. you are worth every bit of it.

i got new towels

ok kiddos i'll keep this one short so we can get to all the cool links in da house. here's what's new in the last couple weeks. for the first time in a long while (or ever) i went the entire week without missing the bus. miracles do happen childrens, all you have to do is believe. that and wake up at the ass-crack of dawn, if you don't god hates you. or maybe that's just me. those of you familiar with the table 95 who haven't already heard come on out to beav's house next friday for the rosy-fest. we're gonna send him off to japan with as little money as possible. also we'll have a special rosy day on the peso next week. i have a message for the childrens of japan that is best summed up by a dr evil quote: "you take special care of him. he's muh special boy." i'll be rockin the house at the metallica concert tomorrow, you lil ones have a good weekend. make sure and check out the updated aim and pesopoints sections.

tite ass 3D sidewalk art. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

hey @$$hole can i bum a smoke...

hmm...

this is an actual street in west covina.

wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

farting dinosaurs. (video)

our site of the week is a collection of funny ass commercials for everything from beer to shoes. mau got 5 puntos for this gem.

word.

bloody penguin game.

more mindless fun.