kinda random mkay

well kiddos the new year has come and gone and just like that january is almost over. i trust all my children's had kickass new year's festivities as did i. as many of you may be wondering i did complete the twelve beer challenge without incident, the footage can be found here. i didn't drink another guinness for a full week. fear not i will be back in form this evening at my oh so beerish birthday bash. come on out and watch the old man drink.

random rant: msn.com, please stop with the fuggen banner ads for that toenail fungus shit. i don't doubt the plight of those afflicted with said ailment, however this does not justify bombarding me with a gi-normous ad of a huge foot with a gnarly-ass toenail that appears to be the victim of some kind of nuclear fallout. honestly, who decided that was the best ad for that product? if you really need to advertise such a thing why not simply describe it? why do i have to see it every time i check my email? toenail medicine is kinda like heroin, if you need it chances are you know where to find it and you don't need any help from the internet.

on a completely unrelated and pretty disgusting side note, the NRS broke new ground and accomplished a feat i have never even heard of and thankfully not experienced. he delivered a round of flatulance that made his poor fiance vomit. she's still with him. if that's not true love i don't know what is. i'm so proud.

frustrated at work? why not whack your boss?

frustrated with life? maybe this medication will work...

mau found the coolest game ever. or at least in the last few days.

i knew it...

worst weatherman EVER.

gnarly chick fight.

ebay listing that starts fine then goes horribly wrong. read the bottom paragraph.

our hottie of the week is eva longoria from that housewives show. never seen it, don't watch tv, don't care. her hotness can be summed up in two words: JEE-BUS. she was on the cover of maxim too. also bonus points to mr. maxim-pants for putting brooke burns on the cover of the swimsuit edition. she is just stupid hot. triple bonus points to beav for giving me his eva edition maxim. laters.