oh goodness the childrens

well kiddos you have done the great peso proud with your submission efforts. we have an out of control update today because let's face it my readers rule. the posting would have been bigger but when i tried to post the original version i got a message saying there wasn't enough room on the internet for my peso madness. ok not really, but cirrusly muh little ones warm up those clickin fingers before you dig into today's peso. ok not really but cirrusly there is kind of a lot of links.

(not actual size head)

before we get to the links i would like to introduce a new offering from the peso that everyone here at omaly is very excited about. in an effort to increase our marketing through consumer deliverables we are proud to introduce the irish peso shot glass. these instant collectibles will serve the dual purpose of getting you sauced and reminding you what your favorite website is, thus being an unstoppable force in the fight against productivity. perfect for the childrens of all ages (not recommended for breastfeeding), the irish peso shot glass makes the perfect gift for the pesohead in your life. depending on the time frame for a custom order i should have these badboys in my clutches in time for the end of the mvr contest, the winner of which will get a set of 2. for the rest of you i will be offering a pair for 5 bucks just to offset the cost and spread the peso love with minimal financial heartake. those of you interested in this fine product let me know so i can get a handle on the inventory n shit. thanks kiddos and happy shot-glassin. also please note the actual shooters will not have my ugly mcGrill on them.

ok here's a recap of the crazy peso action that went on this week. the neris got on the board with a 5 peso point opening for the amazingly kickass b-day gift he got me. we are both still recovering. anyways we had some good action across the board, the peng, beav and the rosy also got on the board for the first time and i dished out some mad puntos to all the other childrens also. here is another reader mail from the rosy who apparently missed the peso train and is behind schedule a bit. don't worry he wrote this one sober. mau got some serious puntos by sending me an entire page of irish jokes. tina jumped on board by providing us with a new joke of the week.

this website get's right to the point. beav

go here and puke. beav

ok time for me to start online dating. mike

what the... mark

i failed this. thanks for the reality check the peng.

holy hot liquid sugar batman.

busted! mike

learn chinese from a rapper. mike

mike says this dame should be hottie of the week and i should use her tunes as a peso theme song. i think it would be much easier to just mock her.

here is a pic of my cousin ray. actually he is my cousin ray's son ray jr. details details. he gets a point for being so dam cute.

here's an example of a bad day.

our hotties of the week are some girlie from the lingerie bowl. i'm not going to bother with pay per view to watch it but good idea nonetheless.

pesolutions

well childrens we have our first week of reader submission madness behind us and the great pesito is very pleased. there's enough clickables below to test even the stoutest of index fingers. hats off to my loyals for making the pesolution an insta-hit. you can check the point standings here, i also added to the left nav so you can check your status quickly and easily. how's that for customer service. this week mau jumped out to an early lead, a week of solid contributions and our undisputed AIM champ for the week. nicely done. tonight i am off with the neris and his crew for an early b-day celebration (i'll post pics if they are appropriate). you kiddos have a good weekend.

for all of you cat lovers. mau

this game is pretty easy. i won. weaz

bible stories told with legos. my favorite is instructions on marriage. mike

here's a smarty quiz. i only got 6 out of 13. mike

new photos from mars. here's one. and another. mau

find your wu tang name. i am misunderstood genius. mau

knife throwing game.

penguin baseball game.

and here's our hottie of the week courtesy of myke.

keep on truckin'

welcome all the childrens. we had an impressive start to the mvr contest, two mikes were representin' and mj got jiggy too. unfortunately the omaly in his infinite wisdom decided to close a certain chat window with links in it, so mj's links will not be up today, however his points will still be awarded. i'll have the standings up on friday, there is a 3-way tie right now so feel free to pad the stats and pull in the weekly award. suprise entries came from my pops and uncle j, they didn't even know about the contest but gave me a couple solid contributions. also the omaly himself managed to secure two peso points for his AIM prowess. i am not in the race nor do i award myself points but mike and mau took it upon themselves to grant me some recognition. good times.

in other news omaly said goodbye to an old friend and made a new one over the weekend. i traded in the old faithful mustang for a new truck. it was hard to see her go, she gave me 3 years of absolutely outstanding service. i now look forward to new memories with a 300hp ass hauling machine. let's hope for no speeding tickets. oh yeah and if you need help moving please remember my roommate has a truck with a bigger bed...

while we're at it why don't i do a beer review. over the weekend i had the joy of discovering samuel adams winter lager for the first time due to a recommendation from the neris (who was also kind enough to pick up a twelver for me and deliver it). this is one of their seasonal offerings that will be gone come springtime so i recommend you getchasum. here is what the official website says about the taste of the beer:

"robust, malty, caramel, crisp finish, from wheat malt; slight earthiness from goldings hops"

i'll agree to the fancy beer talk, but to put it in my own words, this beer kicks ass. lately i've been on a "guinness or nothing" beer trip, with the exception of the staple mgd. this brewhou quickly pulled me out of my beer slump. it's definitely a darker flavored brew, similar to pete's wicked but with a sharper flavor. it strikes a good balance between a full flavored brew and a refreshing light drinker (i.e. rolling rock) that goes down easy. having said that keep a tab on the empty bottles, this brew packs a punch at just under 7% alky. two of these things will give you a surprisingly nice kick in the pants before you know it.

ok let's get to the links my lil pesitos:

mike found an online pimp game cuz he's a peso pimp.

i dare you to bid on this out of this world auction. mike again.

helicopter game. way to go pops.

recently discovered pissed-off cow disease. courtesy of uncle j.

bring it childrens

well kiddos i hope you have enjoyed the approximately 6 months of peso that have been delivered daily to your door. as of now i have managed to maintain a loyal reader following, even if i know you all personally and can count you all using only one hand. to celebrate 6 months of peso goodness i will initiate a more interactive peso. lately my readers have been bringing their "A" game in terms of finding funny/ridiculous/obscure crap on the internet, and for this i commend you. the recent influx of really cool shit inspired me to set up a little contest for my readers, a little something to inspire. thus, i give you, the mvr contest.

the mvr stands for "most valuable reader" kinda like in basketball or whatnot. here's how it works: everytime you as a reader send me something cool that is worthy of posting i will give you "peso points" based on the coolness of what you send me. all of the following are fair game: funny/ridiculous/amazing websites, videos, games, jokes, deep thoughts, drunken emails, hotties, AIM convos (who dares challenge the mau...?) etc. please note these are guidelines but by no means an exhaustive list, please take the liberty to expand on all of our concepts of what the peso should be. the points for each submission will be awarded on a scale of 1-5, 1 being a nice courtesy chuckle, 5 being piss my pants laughter (or amazement or whatever). for example, if you send me a picture of a hottie that i haven't seen yet, i'll give you 1 maybe 2 peso points; if said hottie is deemed worthy to be the hottie of the week i'll dish out the full 5 puntos. submissions that do not make it to the peso will not be awarded points, although i may give you virtual points for effort. virtual points are like slinkies, completely pointless (bad pun intended) but kinda fun if you drink enough. for each week i will pick a hall of AIM "winner" and that person will be awarded a point for the week. i will keep track of all point totals and maintain a points page so everyone can keep track of their progress and see the points of others. as is my custom i will usually attribute the posting to whoever sent it as soon as i post it so everyone can have an idea of what everyone else is doing. the peso points page will be updated weekly on fridays, upon which the weekly winner will be announced. the weekly winner will be entitled to a day's fame on the peso and possibly a pint or something cool like that.

the mvr race begins today and will end on the first friday of may (the 7th) which gives us a solid 3 months of peso pounding action. the following friday i will post the final results including the overall winner and other "honorable mention" awards, such as most improved, most likely to succeed, most likely to live "office space", etc. i haven't decided on what the winners will get yet, probably beer cuz the fanta girlies are all mine. in the spirit of kicking off our contest i give you a bunch of random links that i didn't even find*:

high-tech rabbit hunting. (mj doin his thang y'all)

band geek with some killer dance moves. (atta kid j)

mac users beware... (mau is a force)

solar powered jacket. (watch out beav is no slouch)

lil pimp. (mike delivers)

this guy is amazing, sand painting. (beav is 2 for 2)

*please note: submissions included in today's posting will not count towards anyone's point total; new submissions will be accepted and awarded as of this posting.

here's our hottie of the week. seriously YIKES.

i arrived to the bus stop with my zipper down

i am the coolest.

reader mail.

welcome to 2004 n shit

well slap my ass and call me spanky it's 2004 already childrens, welcome to the first posting of the year. i hope you all enjoyed fun and safe new years activities. as you are probably aware i spent the new year rocking with those crazy metallicats at the hard rock hotel in vegas. the concert was kickass, the joint only seats about 1500 so things were cozy. the events leading up to the concert were sub-par, me and rob both made a considerable donation to the hard rock casino. next time it's nickle machines and cocktails childrens. at least i was able to walk out with 2 commemorative chips and gas money. all in all it was a solid trip from which i'm still recovering. funny how quickly i adjusted to a two-day work week. moving on.

the lakers have been disappointing as of late. while karl malone is out with a genuine injury, i have my suspicions about the big fella. as freakishly large as he is a strained calf muscle is not unheard of but if i made 300k everytime i played basketball i would play in a wheelchair with my testicles in a jar if need be. this whole cruise control until playoffs thing gets old, i wanted to see some domination this year. if these antics persist i suspect the unthinkable, that kobes may be out, perhaps to the clips, which at least keeps him in town. in any case time to bring it lake show, your fans are waiting...

we got a new reader mail from mista mike. atta kid.

a great site if you got a crappy present or hate the music industry.

speaking of crappy presents...

mike was kind enough to find a video of spock singing about hobbits that you all have been wanting. file this under things i can't make up if i tried.

endless fun kiddos.

haha.

the funniest video short i've ever seen. dudes be warned it's graphically painful. it's mp4 so you will need quicktime if you ain't got it. (right click and save the dam thing)

we're gonna go ahead and have penelope cruz be our first hottie of the week of the year, or something. how she eluded my previous top 10 is beyond me. i demand a recount. sweet sister of mercy those things should be illegal in 48 states (excluding nevada and hawaii cuz shit just tends to fly round those parts). haha flying poo.