#10 Britney Spears

britney is just a harmless little piece of eye candy. don't know much about her music or whatever i just know she's hot. she also has the honor of being the only blonde on my list. atta girl.

#9 Monica Belluci

this one snuck up on me. after i finish this page i'm moving to italy. make me some pasta cutie.

#8 Salma Hayek

aye aye aye!

#7 Lucy Liu

not only hot but she routinely beats people up in movies. speaking of which it's been a while since i've had my ass kicked by a girlie.

#5 Katie Holmes

kate the great has some kinda little girl charm about her. i know she's on tv and in movies but i've never seen 'em. she has a slight advantage over the other contestants in that she is probably the closest in age to the mighty omaly. that and she is standing in front of a castle or something. extra points for architecture.

#4 Halle Berry

dang gina.

#3 Rachel Weisz

there's something about hot british girlies, the accent just does me in. i wonder if she drinks bass... roit then.

#1 Kitana Baker

kitana a.k.a. the brunette miller girl. it is actually RIDICULOUS how hot she is. ridiculous. not to mention she does commercials for my favorite american beer. absurd, i tell you. how does the saying go...

"how to please a man: show up naked and bring beer"

i would die instantly.