ramble on...

ok kiddos it's been a while since we've had a proper update around here so i'm gonna just dish some brain before we move on to the clickables cuz let's face it some shit is on the omaly mind. i'll start things off with a nice dry heave by relating my first ever negative experience with chinese food. i have never had a problem with this place before but the morning after i chowed down on the mein course i was ta-WEAKED. i never horked but was stricken with nausea, fever, body aches, and a general feeling of god hates me. it's funny how when you are that tow-up everything that is usually fun (beer, girls, video games, etc) is of no interest. all i wanted was to puke and pass out, but the lovely pu-coma never transpired. next time i get the nachos like a good little half-bean.

in other news has anyone else noticed the ri-fogging-diculous increase in gas prices? seems like a couple weeks ago i could get some good old regular for somewhere under 1.7 dollars a gallon. the same formula of gas is now hovering around 2 bucks a gallon, the premium being well over 2 bones per 128 ounces. cirrusly dubya tee eff. the southern california auto club is blaming "an expanding economy, combined with lower inventories and reduced production at the state's refineries" for the price spike. i could find stuff to blame but it's easier to just swear in front of childrens. it doesn't help that my vehicle gets approximately 3 miles to the gallon, that's on a good day with the wind behind me going downhill with the engine off and me pushing. it's times like this that make me fondly remember the days when 5 bucks at the pump could get me through the week. now it costs me a fiver just to get to a gas station. in the hungover words of the rosy and the ace: "horshit!"

so other than high octane chinese fewd and gas prices that make me sick to my stomach the sun is shining and the flowers are blooming in omalyville. i was able to walk away from the HG with 2.7 bills of profit the other night after probably the most ridiculous run of good luck i have ever had playing the holdum. that sum proved to hold me well for the long weekend, including a flowmaster for the beast, brew and peppercorns at RR for me and the LS, and some v-day goodness. not bad for a 60 bone investment, i should be a stock broker. instead of mutual funds i would sell poker chips. the market's tough kiddos, i raise beyatch. a couple nights later i lost 50 bucks. could have been worse, glad i stopped there. the bro found me a sweet deal on a glock 9, you kiddos let me know if you are interested in some plinkin.

one more thing: mau and i inadvertently came up with a new phrase. actually i came up with it but he was there to witness it. it's similar to the expression "two peas in a pod" which implies similarity, usually between two people. i modified this expression to make it more omaly-esque, thus i give you the phrase "two pesos in a pocket." an example can be found in the updated aim section. also mau sent us a new deep thought from the great one.

ok that's enough mental jubes for now childrens of the peso. here's some shit to click:

i think this guy needs to "change" his diet.

this will be a handy reference when weaz and i take over the world.

this guy tried to be slick.

seriously wear you seatbelt little ones.

trip out.

blech

i was food poisoned. have a nice day.

neat

well kiddos if any of you had any doubts about the coolness factor of the omaly, doubt no more. i set a new standard of suave last week. i successfully went all day with my boxers on backasswards without noticing. i finally discovered my folly when i got home from work. the best part was i just left 'em that way, i'm a badass like that. sometimes i amaze even me. remember childrens all geniuses were misunderstood by their contemporaries and scoffed at convention. einstein gave us relativity theory, i give you relative placement of chonies.

no kidn.

makeshift condom rebels.

secret footage of my amazing people skills at work.

ooops...

if you didn't see it live i'm sure you have heard about it now. jay tee and jay jay got a little naughty during the superbowl halftime show. i have to admit when i saw it live it just didn't register, it happened so quick and the footage ended abruptly. some thought it was hot, some were offended, i am simply amazed at the amount of press this whole thing has received. in any case it was a helluva way to wrap up what i thought was a lackluster halftime show. the game itself turned out ok, i slept for most of it but i managed to stay awake for the exciting conclusion. maybe next year i will actually pick a team and root for them. now another season has ended and i am forced to cherish the remainder of the nba season. in case you missed it here is the video of the halftime show courtesy of mike. i may or may not study timb's technique for boobie freedom.

i guess today turned out to be video day.

ouch. (this is a video kiddos)

nintendo sports bloopers. atta kid beav.

i was thinking about taking up a new hobby...

the best way to clean your monitor. mau got 5 points for this. (warning: this one's even more graphic than the superbowl show)