deep thoughts

think you have a winner? drop me an email or AIM it at jose omaly.

I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would
be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would
get together and dig tunnels down into the ground, and live there. But
don't ever call us "ants," because we hate that.

jack handy

who says being pc is ridiculous...

Happy Christanukwanzaa to all.

myke

think of the possibilities...

"if your teacher gave you an assignment to invent time travel, would you procrastinate...?"

omaly and weaz via AIM

it's good to take a stand

"I don't believe in physics or anyone else who thinks they know the future."

myke

good point

"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."

mitch hedburg

sometimes i amaze even me

"when I think of myself as very old, I see a vision of a porch, a rocking chair, cheap beer, and a lot of good natured swearing."

omaly

another one from the great one

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."

jack handy

me and mau were thinkin bout joining an optimist club

"same shit/new stall"

mau

i guess it doesn't matter...

“On such things as matter we have all been wrong, what we have called matter is energy, whose vibration has been so lowered as to be perceptible to the senses. There is no matter.”

Einstein

there is absolutely no stopping him now

"time flies when you're waiting for lunch"

mau

they don't make 'em like they used to

"The question, whether one generation of men has a right to bind another, is a question of such consequences as not only to merit decision, but place also among the fundamental principles of every government. The course of reflection in which we are immersed here on the elementary principles of society has presented this question to my mind; and that no such obligation can be transmitted, I think very capable of proof. I set out on this ground, which I suppose to be self-evident: that the earth belongs in usufruct to the living; that the dead have neither powers nor rights over it. If one generation could charge another with a debt, then the earth would belong to the dead and not to the living generation. Then, no generation can contract debts greater than may be paid during the course of its own existence."

thomas jefferson

usufruct: the right to use and enjoy the profits and advantages of something belonging to another as long as the property is not damaged or altered in any way. yeah i had to look it up, so i thought i would save you the trouble.

the master speaks

"I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it."

jack handy

never thought about it that way...

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

mitch hedburg

good cuz i'm hungry...

"time is shaped like a burrito"

myke73

who's hiring...?

"my boss told me i was late again today. i told him time is imaginary and indiscernable from space. i lose more jobs trying to educate people..."

the omaly