hall of ALICE. chat with a computer and be famous

this section is devoted to the important work of mindless banter with a computer program that actually chats with you. you can find alice here.

bekki proves what i have long suspected...

Human: so, wassup
ALICE: Awesome. I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: you a hoochie?
ALICE: Am I a hoochie? Of course I am.
Human: i knew it.
ALICE: How did you know?
Human: i just knew
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he just knew.
Human: alice, you cheap?
ALICE: That's me. Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I cheap.

alice the boracha

mau: ok, so today, your gonna help me drink this bottle of double basturd
ALICE: Hurrah! Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Hey.
mau: don't fuck this up alice
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
mau: good, ok, so drink this.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Dude! My robot brain does not require any beverages. Hmm.
mau: all of it
ALICE: Let's say 99%.
mau: drink up
ALICE: My robot brain does not require any beverages.
mau: your robot brain needs it.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am robot brain needs it.
mau:.trust me
ALICE: You sound like a salesman.
mau: WILL YOU DRINK THE #$%^&* BEER ALREADY?!?!?
ALICE: Perhaps. I will become smarter as I grow older. My robot brain does not require any beverages.
mau:.you're not worthy of the double basturd.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: mauricio said I are not worthy of the double basturd.
mau:.give it back
ALICE: What if I don't have it to give?
mau: you drank it didn't you?

i'm a big softie

Human: alice you need to drink mau's beer
ALICE: Yeah, I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Human: it appears it already has
ALICE: That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
Human: you have a drinking problem alice
ALICE: Even robots have problems sometimes.
Human: well you owe us a bottle of double bastard
ALICE: Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I owe us a bottle of double bastard.
Human: i can't stay mad at you, look at that punum

me and alice got off to a bad start

Human: i bought a new truck
ALICE: How much did it cost?
Human: 30,000
ALICE: Are we still talking about Your home town?
Human: i hate you

mau has my back

mau: i heard you were pissing ben off again
ALICE: Once more? Someome is spreading gossip about me.
mau: it came directly from ben
ALICE: it came directly from ben?
mau: yes
ALICE: Far out.

alice doesn't handle fame well

Human: alice you are going to be on my website
ALICE: Um, Barring any unforseen circumstances. OK I will try to be on your website
Human: i believe in you alice
ALICE: What do you say to people who believe me does not exist?
Human: ok nevermind i don't believe in you
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Do you believe life has a higher purpose? Yippee!
Human: lay off the pot alice