the hall of AIM. think you got gAIM?

what the hell happened here...

walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: brilliant idea
walks with pint: let's have a "pomona high reunion death match" tv show
walks with pint: none of the contestants know
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: "oh hi liz"
maubrowncow: "hey joanne"
walks with pint: mr sanders shows up for what he thinks is an appearance on oprah
maubrowncow: "uh...why were you just handed a battle ax?"
walks with pint: then there's john dickson with an RC motor
walks with pint: HAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: hahahahahahahaha
walks with pint: joanne and liz nice touch
walks with pint: mrs madrigal
walks with pint: then sees corey with baseball bat
maubrowncow: VS THE WORLD
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: she'll easily take out 3/4" of the earths population with her horrific spanish before she's finally taken out by a german
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: shepherd
maubrowncow: a blind one
maubrowncow: nonseeing eye dog
walks with pint: that has a seeing eye person
maubrowncow: hahahahahahahahahaha
maubrowncow: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
walks with pint: omfg i'm crying
maubrowncow: DID you tell me the skydiving joke?
walks with pint: i don't believe so
maubrowncow: Why don't blind people like skydiving?
walks with pint: y
maubrowncow: it scares the dogs
walks with pint: ...
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: jeah
maubrowncow: oreo cookie time
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: that's like a smoke after sex
walks with pint: "oh man that joke was GREAT. i need a fucn oreo now..."
walks with pint: "was it funny for you...?"
maubrowncow: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

i dunno how we do it

maubrowncow: when gates when on conan
maubrowncow: he said, "the average earnings of everone in this room is now $350, 000..."
maubrowncow: "if you're gonna hit on someone, do it now"
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: oh and btw
walks with pint: JEEEEEEEEZUS
maubrowncow: that dude is filthy
walks with pint: yeah a few bill shy of 50 BILLION
walks with pint: i mean fucn honestly dude
maubrowncow: i can't even image how much a million is
maubrowncow: it's this strange concept
walks with pint: yeah seriously
maubrowncow: why would someone that filthy even CARE about tax breaks
maubrowncow: you want a million? sure
maubrowncow: here ya go buddy
maubrowncow: if i were that rich...
maubrowncow: i'd keep a few thou wrapped around my dick
maubrowncow: just cuz i can
walks with pint: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: O'LOLOL
walks with pint: i would eat a benjamin and see if i could shit out singles
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: in change
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHA <OUCH> HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: "wtf is this peso doing here...?"
maubrowncow: dollar isn't doing well...exchange rate is a bitch
maubrowncow: your gonna be on that pot for a while
maubrowncow: actually, i got my shitronomics wrong
maubrowncow: you'd be on the pot for a little while
maubrowncow: barely enough for a solid wipe
walks with pint: i would SO wipe my as with francs
walks with pint: "eat shit you french bastards"
walks with pint: btw
walks with pint: if bill gates hypotheticall just cashed out of everything
walks with pint: and let's say pocketed a conservative 40 billion
walks with pint: if he put that in your average 2% savings account
walks with pint: he would still make 800 million bucks a year on interest
walks with pint: THAT FUCKWAD
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: that's depressing shit
maubrowncow: i wonder if it's possible to spend that much money in one week
walks with pint: i had a hard time just counting the fucking zeros
walks with pint: um yeah
walks with pint: if you bought CHINA
maubrowncow: right
maubrowncow: realistically tho
maubrowncow: wtf
maubrowncow: how
maubrowncow: that' like that Richard Pryor movie
maubrowncow: he could spend money on equity
maubrowncow: by the end of the "period" he had to be broke
maubrowncow: no investments
maubrowncow: and no valueable property
walks with pint: interesting philosophical inquiry into the nature of money and represented value
maubrowncow: and he couldn't tell anyone what he was doing
walks with pint: only thing i could think of
walks with pint: is like
maubrowncow: fuck that, it was a good stoner movie
walks with pint: find the highest class exotic bordello in the world
walks with pint: and have a month long orgy
maubrowncow: hahahahaha
maubrowncow: brilliance
walks with pint: wat a way to go for broke
walks with pint: then again
maubrowncow: i think little peter would go raw tho
maubrowncow: with that kinda money
walks with pint: you might get an STD named after you
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: we both grimiss at the downside to megasex
walks with pint: "i just found out i contracted Bill Gates from this chick"
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
maubrowncow: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
maubrowncow: that would be awesome
maubrowncow: "i got the mau's"
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: "my buddy just found out he's BenGrahl positive"
walks with pint: "oh man that sucks"
maubrowncow: i got some mean Ben Foot
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: mau-laria
maubrowncow: i use head and shoulders
maubrowncow: "but you don't have mona?"
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: "clinically proven to reduce outbreaks of OFO-NENA"
maubrowncow: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
walks with pint: WINNER

WINNER

LinuxVisonary: werd
walks with pint: i have gas
LinuxVisonary: sweet
LinuxVisonary: I say you share it with your office
LinuxVisonary: just walk around
LinuxVisonary: stand in peoples cubicles
LinuxVisonary: fart
LinuxVisonary: say "Fllloooowers"
LinuxVisonary: and walk away
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy funny joke dude

BPMmallow: oh man
BPMmallow: i just bought cran-grape juice and it takes like communion wine
BPMmallow: weirdness
walks with pint: HAHAHAHA
walks with pint: good form dood
BPMmallow: all I need are some je-zits and I'll be set
walks with pint: LOLOLOL
walks with pint: JE-ZITS
BPMmallow: please pass the jesus crackers
walks with pint: oh SHIT that was funny

it got weird didn't it...

Audric Deviant: So I've discovered another "advantage" of playing poker at home on the internet.
walks with pint: wats that
Audric Deviant: heh, noone can see what's goin on under the table. ::nodnods::
walks with pint: i'm just really not gonna ask anything else about that
Audric Deviant: heheh.

my motivation knows no boundaries

walks with pint: i don't suppose there's any openings
walks with pint: at your job
walks with pint: for like
walks with pint: drunk guys
walks with pint: or something
captin411: hahahahaha
captin411: ummm
captin411: i don't think so
captin411: but I'll check
walks with pint: i've got dam good credentials
walks with pint: and can provide references

stone IPA is the shit

maubrowncow: i'm craving IPA
maubrowncow: now
walks with pint: SOB
walks with pint: how can one beer
walks with pint: ALWAYS hit the fucking spot
maubrowncow: i don't know
maubrowncow: and you know what
maubrowncow: i tried other ips
maubrowncow: ipas
walks with pint: isp's
maubrowncow: nothing compares so far
walks with pint: nope
maubrowncow: not even close
maubrowncow: the a tinge of bitterness in the others
walks with pint: just fucking nummy
walks with pint: hit the spot fucking nummy
walks with pint: like if i wear a shirt with a spot on it
walks with pint: a bottle of the beer comes flying through the air and hits me
walks with pint: that's how good it is
maubrowncow: hahahahaha
maubrowncow: wtf
walks with pint: yeah i really don't know
walks with pint: that beer just gets me all worked up

YIKES

walks with pint: hypothetical question
walks with pint: you are 70 years old
walks with pint: microsoft has developed a perfectly "anatomically correct" female robot
walks with pint: do you do her (it)?
maubrowncow: no
maubrowncow: not until apple releases their version
maubrowncow: i'm brand loyal
maubrowncow: and she'll have a better interface
walks with pint: well apple has one
walks with pint: but she crashes every time you load her
walks with pint: ;-)
maubrowncow: hahaha
maubrowncow: the real question is, do i feel guilty after i obviously do her
walks with pint: you don't want that robo-cooch freezing up on your septuagint whoo-whoo
walks with pint: yeah maybe she starts robo crying
maubrowncow: and things get "wired"
walks with pint: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: O'LOLOLOL
maubrowncow: don't set me up like that unless you wanna lose the ball out the park
walks with pint: YEAH THAT WAS A GRAND SLAM

just FYI don't let me read your resume

walks with pint: on a side note
walks with pint: wat's the easiest way to replace your contact info with mine and apply for some jobs?
LeeGnM: lol
LeeGnM: you jack my life, i steal your truck
LeeGnM: straight 8, cams and all
walks with pint: it's got onstar bitch
walks with pint: have fun for those 20 minutes
LeeGnM: wroth it
LeeGnM: worth
LeeGnM: plus, then I can add a TV credit for "Cops" to the ole resume
walks with pint: may as well go for the gusto
walks with pint: "america's worst car crashes"
LeeGnM: "When Animals Attack In Stolen Car Chases, IV"
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: if that came in a dvd set
walks with pint: i would own it

mau the realist part II

walks with pint: you would not believe the shit that's coming out of my nose
maubrowncow: probably mucus
walks with pint: LOL
walks with pint: dam how'd you guess

mau is quite the realist

walks with pint: could you see me in this car
walks with pint: http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/car/48959343.html
maubrowncow: no
maubrowncow: it appears to be empty

simple typo or constructive criticism...?

walkswithtoby: eh!
walks with pint: POTATOS
walks with pint: DUDE
walks with pint: i learned my first primus song on bass
walkswithtoby: novice
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: no i am not a novice any more dood
walks with pint: HAHAHA great typo
walkswithtoby: ment noice

mau and i speak fluent irish sometimes

maubrowncow: DUDE
maubrowncow: ?!?!?!?
maubrowncow: MARIA O'MALLEY DOES EXIST
maubrowncow: SHE EMAILED ME
maubrowncow: Very Sorry But I'll not be able to attend.
walks with pint: SON OF O'BITCH
maubrowncow: woulda been a match MADE O'HEAVEN
walks with pint: I'M O'KICKING MYSELF FOR LETTING HER SLIP O'WAY
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: O'LOLOLOL
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: o'ha
walks with pint: OH MARIA
walks with pint: O'MARIA
maubrowncow: O'HAVING A BROWN BABY
maubrowncow: BRB
walks with pint: O'SHIT

this is what we get for farting around in high school

walks with pint: i'm officially moving to rancho cucamonga
maubrowncow: serious?
walks with pint: yep
maubrowncow: serious?
walks with pint: weaz buying a house
maubrowncow: you and who else?
walks with pint: no not we
walks with pint: weaz as in weazl
walks with pint: he is buying a house
maubrowncow: you and a weasle?
maubrowncow: a rat is buying a house?!?!
walks with pint: i've come to ask a man about a horse

smart and sensitive too

walks with pint: jeah
captin411: jeah
captin411: so chris reeves is dead
walks with pint: yeah dude saw that in the paper
walks with pint: wtf happened
captin411: I suspect something happened that caused him to not live anymore
captin411: =P =)
walks with pint: BWAHAHA
walks with pint: you're pretty smart sometimes beavis

so much confusion for such crappy artwork

walks with pint: this wat i did at work today NRS
walks with pint: http://www.irishpeso.com/images/funny/slipndie.JPG
walkswithtoby: what the did he get shot
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: he slid into the wall
walkswithtoby: he is bleeding before he hit the wall
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walkswithtoby: ah!
walks with pint: the guy already hit the wall and the blood flew into the next guy

oopsie

walks with pint: NUMMY
walks with pint: http://indie.imdb.com/name/nm0004786/
penguinLNA: you never saw the movie "Annie"?
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: no
walks with pint: not a dude movie i guess
penguinLNA: wow- you think another blondie is hot! shes got a gorgeous smie
penguinLNA: smile
walks with pint: yes
walks with pint: but she looks even better with dark hair
walks with pint: i.e. bottom of new peso
walks with pint: http://www.irishpeso.com/images/hotties/bburns.jpg
walks with pint: DE-LISH
penguinLNA: i think i may have to agree
penguinLNA: i mean the darker hair thing
penguinLNA: not the delish thing
penguinLNA: hehe
walks with pint: HAHAHA
penguinLNA: i do doods
penguinLNA: well not doods, one dood.
penguinLNA: although i can appreciate a chick hottie
penguinLNA: ok, i'm gonna stop while i'm ahead.
penguinLNA: not giving it
penguinLNA: know what? i'm just gonna shut up now on the whole doing it thing.
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: THAT WAS THE BEST SEQUENCE EVER
penguinLNA: uh oh
walks with pint: "the peng monologues"
penguinLNA: i just got myself posted, didn't i
walks with pint: :-D
penguinLNA: dammit
penguinLNA: me and my big mouth
penguinLNA: oops
penguinLNA: there i go again

who says a philosophy degree is useless

walks with pint: i just told beav
walks with pint: that hugh heffner was a philosophy major
walks with pint: I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING
penguinLNA: oh boy

mau needs constant supervision

maubrowncow: <---weirded out
maubrowncow: someone just sent me the "nut n' bitch"
maubrowncow: after i found it on the web and sent it out an hour prior
maubrowncow: you think it made full cirlce that way?
maubrowncow: how many degreees of seperations is there?
maubrowncow: were they friend of fo
maubrowncow: am i real?
maubrowncow: are you real
maubrowncow: WHO ARE YOU
maubrowncow: FUCK THE MACHINES AND LET'S BUILD A LOFT
maubrowncow: IT'S A SIGN
maubrowncow: OH MY LORD IT'S A SIGN!!!!
maubrowncow: HALLELLUYAH, WE SHALL BUILD A DICK ON THE DAY BEN SEZ "FUCK THE MACHINES!!!"
maubrowncow: GLORY BE THE DAY
maubrowncow: on a side note
maubrowncow: we shall not build a dick
maubrowncow: we shall build a deck
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: WE SHALL BUILD A DICK IN ORDER TO FUCK THE MACHINES!!!!!!
maubrowncow: "MAKE IT BIGGER!!!!!"
maubrowncow: i just made a funny with myself
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: LOLOLOLOL
walks with pint: i just can't leave you alone any more
maubrowncow: oh lordy
maubrowncow: i was crying
maubrowncow: had to close the door
maubrowncow: AAAAAL BY MY SEEEEEEEELF
maubrowncow: woa nelly
maubrowncow: geez i was funny to me
maubrowncow: i'd think that i'm good looking with a sense of humor and date me if i wasn't me
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: hahah dood that ones an insta classic

pimpin ain't easy

walks with pint: oh dude
walks with pint: moms told me a HILARIOUS story the other day
walks with pint: apparently we come from a long line of pimps
walks with pint: she was telling me bout how her and gramma were riding in a car
walks with pint: moms was like 16 or so at the time
walks with pint: they came to a stoplight
walks with pint: saw this construction dude with his shirt off leaning on a shovel
walks with pint: n gramma looks over at mom with this look on her face
walks with pint: moms was like yeah i know
walkswithtoby: oh shit
walks with pint: i was like DAYAM
walks with pint: hahaha
walkswithtoby: hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
walkswithtoby: mom and grandma were pimpin
walks with pint: SHEEIT
walks with pint: i'm not tryin to hate
walks with pint: so you see NRS
walks with pint: it's in our genes
walks with pint: or mebbe it's in our JEANS
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA

who knows

walkswithtoby: hay dude
walkswithtoby: gottta run to daves house real quick
walkswithtoby:
walkswithtoby: 8, i'll call u when i leave daves
walkswithtoby: hello
walkswithtoby: anybody home
walks with pint: HAHA
walks with pint: was dookin
walks with pint: ok
walks with pint: gimme a rangy dangy
walkswithtoby: gotta huck up his surroundsound
walkswithtoby: everythang come out ok
walks with pint: yeah was nice dood
walks with pint: kharma dook
walkswithtoby: patty says dook on, dook on in the new times
walks with pint: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: the new times are full of shit
walkswithtoby: news shits
walks with pint: we can live the new shits
walkswithtoby: they come and they go
walks with pint: a poem:
walks with pint:
here i sit,
brokenhearted,
tried to shit,
but i only farted
walkswithtoby: bhahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahh snort bhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
walks with pint: the new times can be rough the NRS
walkswithtoby: deep dude deep
walks with pint: but we must embrace the new times like a fresh piece of poop
walks with pint: wait that's nasty
walkswithtoby: oh waita go
walks with pint: OH NO WAY
walkswithtoby: stop humping the lazer
walks with pint: for god's sake get a room
walkswithtoby: i use too think you where crazy, but now i see your nuts
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: NOICE DOOD NOICE
walkswithtoby: would you like some chocolate
walkswithtoby: a little bit
walkswithtoby: no
walkswithtoby: little bit
walkswithtoby: no
walks with pint: how bout a hotpocket
walks with pint: no
walks with pint: not even an eggo?
walks with pint: no mini me we do not gnaw on our kitties
walkswithtoby: well the four legged ones
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: atsmuh boi

remember childrens pubn should come before luvn

walkswithtoby: pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub
walks with pint: PUUUUUUUB
walks with pint: les go tonight NRS
walkswithtoby: sweet
walkswithtoby: lots to tell u
walks with pint: oh hells yeah
walkswithtoby: going to take a shower be back in like 10
walks with pint: aight
walks with pint: unless patty get's home
walks with pint: HAHA
walkswithtoby: shes in the shower
walkswithtoby:
walks with pint: OH NO WAY!
walks with pint: WAY TA GO A-HOLE
walks with pint: i just threw up in my throat a little bit
walks with pint: ya
walkswithtoby: be back

neris is finally online and wasted no time making me laugh

walks with pint: you ever get the dryer hooked up
walkswithtoby: yep
walkswithtoby: that thing is quiet
walks with pint: NOICE DOOD NOICE
walkswithtoby: washer 2
walkswithtoby: put patty in it, came out spotless
walks with pint: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: LOLOL

i think we have sensitivity issues

walks with pint: thought i'd give you the heads up on this one:
walks with pint: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=10&u=/nm/decapitation_dc
maubrowncow: i'm thoroughly disturbed
walks with pint: only in the south
maubrowncow: i guess he didn't have his head on straight
walks with pint: "hey man i'm kinda drunk to drive but i think we can make it"
walks with pint: "ok thanks for the heads up..."
maubrowncow: eeeek
walks with pint: "hey wat say we head up this road..."
maubrowncow: go ahead
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: boy are those mindless puns
walks with pint: LOLOLOL
walks with pint: WINNER
walks with pint: i'm laughing my head off
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHA
walks with pint: i can just picture the moment before the accident:
walks with pint: "bert if you had half a brain you'd bring your head..."
maubrowncow: hahaha
maubrowncow: second before the accident....
maubrowncow: "bob, i have something i need to get off my shoulders"
walks with pint: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: LOLOLOLOL
maubrowncow: "sure burt...i don't mind"
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: "mind your head..."

touching moment...ya

walks with pint: seriously dood
walks with pint: i am waiting for the housewarming party to end all parties
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: it will happen
maubrowncow: oh yes
maubrowncow: it will
maubrowncow: happen
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: party on wayne
walks with pint: ok touching moment time
walks with pint: mau
walks with pint: you are the wayne to my garth
walks with pint: :-*
maubrowncow: you
maubrowncow: are my spotter
maubrowncow: in lifes gym
walks with pint: BWAHAHA
walks with pint: if life were a bbq
walks with pint: you would be the green tabasco sauce on my chicken wings
maubrowncow: you
maubrowncow: are the double A batteries
maubrowncow: in my remote
walks with pint: stop
walks with pint: you had me at batteries

funny story takes a bad turn

walks with pint: so
walks with pint: last night
walks with pint: after music lessons
walks with pint: went to beav's house for some coffee
walks with pint: him and his wife were in the den playing dr mario
walks with pint: i walk into the bathroom that's kinda built in to the den
walks with pint: and proceed to take a piss with the door open
walks with pint: said wife no more than 6 feet away
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: so when are you guys gonna all jump in the sack together?
walks with pint: it got weird didn't it
maubrowncow: be a good christian and close the door for dog's sake
walks with pint: afterwards i walked right between them and farted
maubrowncow: i love fart sandwiches
walks with pint: FBT sammich
walks with pint: (fart, baby, and tomato)
walks with pint: atkins friendly
walks with pint: oh dood
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: "i'm on the atkids diet. all baby, all the time."
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: great off shoot of a drawn out joke award goes to

weaz shows the brits who's boss

LinuxVisonary: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LinuxVisonary: ROFL
LinuxVisonary: ok
LinuxVisonary: some I am chatting with a brit
LinuxVisonary: and they ask me
LinuxVisonary: do you have nans in america
LinuxVisonary: and I am like nans whats a nan
LinuxVisonary: they are like grandma
LinuxVisonary: I am like nope
LinuxVisonary: no grandmas here
LinuxVisonary: we kill the old people
LinuxVisonary: HERES YOUR SIGN
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it got ugly real quick

walks with pint: hey
walks with pint: wat does "duele en me espalda" mean
maubrowncow: ?
maubrowncow: it hurts in my back
walks with pint: ahh
maubrowncow: you kicked an immigrant again didn't you?
walks with pint: this little chucharone was asking for it
maubrowncow: haha
walks with pint: 8 bucks for some goddam chicle
walks with pint: kiss my ass humberto

harold and kumar: the final chapter

maubrowncow: :-(
maubrowncow: maria
maubrowncow: she's married
maubrowncow: and has a kid
maubrowncow: :-(
maubrowncow: she's married to a butcher
walks with pint: WAT
maubrowncow: look her up in imdb
walks with pint: "and the winner for the category of 'break ben's heart and grind it into pieces before baking it into little cakes to be passed around' goes to..."
walks with pint: "MAU FOR LOOKING UP MARIA"

who knows...

walks with pint: there is a song
walks with pint: that i MUST record
walks with pint: lil bass instrumental i been workin up
maubrowncow: ok
maubrowncow: plug in
maubrowncow: i'll hit record
walks with pint: it's dedicated to the loving memory of mia hamm
maubrowncow: yeah, i just feel AWEFUL bout that
maubrowncow: how was i supposed to know she was trying to get that soccer ball out from under my car
walks with pint: nothing you could have done
walks with pint: besides not going 90 IN A DRIVEWAY
maubrowncow: that's a lie
maubrowncow: i was only going 80
walks with pint: a hell of a feat IN REVERSE
maubrowncow: well those british dudes in that video let me borrow their car so...
walks with pint: uh oh
walks with pint: did they ask to borrow your scissors?
maubrowncow: and my comb, yeah why?
walks with pint: eee
walks with pint: i wouldn't use those any more
maubrowncow: damnit
maubrowncow: those were my good pair too
walks with pint: and uh...
walks with pint: that isn't cat hair you brushed off your clothes this morning
maubrowncow: ::: gag ::::
walks with pint: you found one in your tofu didn't you
maubrowncow: i thought it was sea grass :-(
maubrowncow: again
walks with pint: www.mau-ate-a-pube.com

mau and i have a healthy way of dealing with tragedy

maubrowncow: so it turns out that the mex pad i've been going to
maubrowncow: was the last supper of Sharon Tate and friends
maubrowncow: right before the manson murders
maubrowncow: "El Coyote"
walks with pint: i don't follow any of that
walks with pint: except the murder part is prolly bad
maubrowncow: you know manson
maubrowncow: he killed peeps
maubrowncow: sharon was Roman Polanski's wife (famous director)
maubrowncow: she was pregnant at the time
maubrowncow: stabbed like 50 times
maubrowncow: plus like 3 other poor schmucks
maubrowncow: http://www.cielodrive.com/location/coyote/
walks with pint: OMG
walks with pint: how's the salsa there?
maubrowncow: deadly
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: i heard they use "sharp" cheese there...
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: nice

mau and i do a movie review

walks with pint: HAROLD AND KUMAR!!!
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: movie was fucking halarious
walks with pint: finally a movie that actually makes me laugh
maubrowncow: you see it?
walks with pint: yep
walks with pint: after beer n wings at hooters
maubrowncow: cheetah scene
maubrowncow: fucking halarious
walks with pint: HAHA
walks with pint: my fav
maubrowncow: "you sank my battle shit"
walks with pint: "did she touch your penis?"
maubrowncow: hahahahahaha
maubrowncow: most def buying that DVD
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: that was extreme
walks with pint: i want the H&K box set
maubrowncow: i want maria
walks with pint: omg
walks with pint: it's not fair how hot she is
maubrowncow: "aaaagggh....bullets...how did you know???"
walks with pint: HAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: "who want's the first reach around?"
walks with pint: < pukes
walks with pint: "i heard everthang ya sed"
maubrowncow: hahaha
maubrowncow: ....
maubrowncow: bag of weed dream
maubrowncow: bitch slaps weed bag wife
maubrowncow: <--still peeing my pants and laughing
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: i stand corrected
walks with pint: that was my favorite part
maubrowncow: ok
maubrowncow: irishpeso must review harold and kumar
walks with pint: =-O
walks with pint: brilliant

fun with the little yellowheds...

penguinLNA: :-$
walks with pint: 8-)
penguinLNA: :-X
walks with pint: O:-)
penguinLNA: >:o
walks with pint: :-!
penguinLNA: :-[
walks with pint: =-O
penguinLNA: :-!
walks with pint: ;-)
penguinLNA: :-*
walks with pint: :-D
penguinLNA: :'(
walks with pint: :-\
penguinLNA: :-P
walks with pint: :-X
penguinLNA: already did that. you lose
walks with pint: dam you already used that one

harold and kumar part II

maubrowncow: i miss maria
walks with pint: that reminds me i need to call her
walks with pint: SHE STILL HAS MY HEART
maubrowncow: she has my woody
walks with pint: she touched your penis?!?!?
maubrowncow: brilliant line
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: did she touch your penis?
walks with pint: kumar for president already
maubrowncow: kumar for god
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: the almighty IS up for re-election this year

harold and kumar part III: political revolutions

walks with pint: you hear about this
walks with pint: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/musicians_vote_for_change
maubrowncow: oh yeah
maubrowncow: totally
maubrowncow: funny part is...
maubrowncow: none of them have actually ever voted
maubrowncow: or know where DC is
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: i should actually vote this year
walks with pint: pencil my name in for president
maubrowncow: sorry
maubrowncow: i'm voting Kumar
maubrowncow: i'll pencil you in for vice
maubrowncow: but Harold gonna be pissed
walks with pint: he already hates me anyways
walks with pint: ever since i borrowed his scissors...

cubicle boredom induced this little gem of absurdity

LinuxVisonary: ben
LinuxVisonary: can you fax me a video card with 64MB of ram
LinuxVisonary: and maybe a Mother board with a P4 2.4 ghz
walks with pint: sure
LinuxVisonary: I want to play this video game
walks with pint: the price is a triple iced mocha
LinuxVisonary: but the requirements are to high
walks with pint: i want to stay awake
LinuxVisonary: well dude
LinuxVisonary: if you can find away to fax that all to me
LinuxVisonary: I will buy you 3 tripled iced mochas
LinuxVisonary: and in fact I will throw in a case of beer, a pack of smokes and the budwieser model
LinuxVisonary: if you sign the rights to the technology over to me
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: wow that sounds like a good deal, but i have a better one
walks with pint: how bout i give you the finger, and you give me my iced mocha
LinuxVisonary: You hear that Mr. Grahl
LinuxVisonary: that is not the sound of your iced mocha
LinuxVisonary: That is the sound of inevitablilty Mr. Grahl
walks with pint: my name...
walks with pint: is walks with pint
LinuxVisonary: is Iced Mocha
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: mocha matrix
LinuxVisonary: Yeah
LinuxVisonary: Its a Venti can of action packed iced whipping
walks with pint: HAHAHA
walks with pint: "the reality is, neo, you have been living in a dream world, and you are actually nothing more than an espresso pod"
LinuxVisonary: hahaha
LinuxVisonary: you have a choice neo
LinuxVisonary: choose the iced mocha and you will see how far the rabbit hole goes
LinuxVisonary: choose the double expresso and you will wake up tommorow with the shits
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm always there for my homies

walks with pint: just took my 4th dook of the day
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: you were the hope at the end of my serious IMs
walks with pint: HAHA nice

things are getting cozy

walks with pint: mornin pookie
LeeGnM: sup luciousness
walks with pint: haha winner

we're tards sometimes

walks with pint: do you know anything about electricity
walks with pint: i.e. how amps compare to volts
maubrowncow: amps make guitars rock
maubrowncow: volts is the short name for voltron
maubrowncow: famous japanease cartoon of the 80s
maubrowncow: now what's that got to do with electricity?
walks with pint: man i was way off
walks with pint: thanks for setting me straight
walks with pint: i woulda bought a drill that was powered by 9.6 guitar amplifiers
walks with pint: that .6 of an amp can't be pretty
maubrowncow: i know if you lick a 9 volt battery on it's contacts...
maubrowncow: it feeels funnnny
walks with pint: kinda like my peepee when i put it in your toaster that one time
walks with pint: haha
walks with pint: oh shit you weren't there
walks with pint: i mean
walks with pint: like
walks with pint: when willie
walks with pint: put his peepee
walks with pint: in
walks with pint: his own toaster
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: good save
walks with pint: yeah man that crazy willie

me and mau need help

walks with pint: i had
walks with pint: quite possibly the weirdest dream ever last night
maubrowncow: ohohohohoh
maubrowncow: me too me too
maubrowncow: you first
maubrowncow: !
walks with pint: ok
walks with pint: so i'm out in some desert and someone keeps shining a flashlight at something moving in the sky
walks with pint: thing gets closer and closer and as it turns out it's a fucking planet that is hovering over the ground
walks with pint: looks like earth but the continents are shaped different and it's about the size of a UFO
walks with pint: all of a sudden i'm walking inside a building away from the lil planet
walks with pint: apparently this building is used for a radio broadcast
maubrowncow: woa
walks with pint: turns out
walks with pint: the planet was justin timberlake's spaceship
walks with pint: he flew in to do a radio show
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: justin's, "coming up in the world"
walks with pint: wait theres more
walks with pint: shaq was in the room too
walks with pint: not talking
walks with pint: just sitting there
maubrowncow: haha
maubrowncow: traumatized by the loss
walks with pint: when justin tried to throw something in the trash can shaq looked at me and i knew what he wanted me to do
walks with pint: i swatted the piece of paper out of the air like i blocked a shot
walks with pint: then i walked out side
walks with pint: and there was ryan seacrest sitting on a bench
walks with pint: talking about how he was still a virgin
maubrowncow: DUDE
maubrowncow: WTF
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHA
walks with pint: moral of the story
maubrowncow: this is a children's story
walks with pint: don't mix lakers lose with an hour of hunting shows and waking up to the radio in the morning
maubrowncow: hahahahaha
maubrowncow: ok ok ok ok
maubrowncow: my turn
walks with pint: bring it
maubrowncow: i almost want to call you and gab about my dream in my nighty while i twirl my hair and ask you if you feel like a hefer today
maubrowncow: so i think it was sparked by your neighborhood water fight nostolgia
maubrowncow: so i'm kicking it with Corinne
maubrowncow: and we're in this concrete park type thing
maubrowncow: and i realize, she's taken up rock climbing
maubrowncow: so i'm like...cool. so i start climbing shit
maubrowncow: and she's kick ass
maubrowncow: considering Corinne's actual muscle mass...it was pretty halarious
walks with pint: hahaha
maubrowncow: so we end up in this open field
maubrowncow: and i start getting his by these wads of spongy type stuff
maubrowncow: so i start throwing them back
maubrowncow: turns into a projectile fight
maubrowncow: but i can't quite see my oponents
maubrowncow: then they get closer
maubrowncow: and it's an army of cookies and muffins
maubrowncow: with eyes
walks with pint: <SPITS COFFEE> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: and there sorta, "spitting out portions of their mass at me
maubrowncow: so one finally get's close enough
maubrowncow: and i realize the trick to beating them
maubrowncow: through the portion they spit at me...back into the hole they created in their body
maubrowncow: so some of them begin to retreat
maubrowncow: and the queen comes out
maubrowncow: and it's not a cookie
maubrowncow: and it's not a muffin
walks with pint: uh oh
maubrowncow: it's a fucking 30 foot porcelian cookie jar
walks with pint: OMFG
maubrowncow: and shes a pissed off cow
maubrowncow: oh by the way, mind you
maubrowncow: the cookes and muffins where taller than me
maubrowncow: and then it just ends
maubrowncow: and i think...
walks with pint: HAHAHA
maubrowncow: fucking corinne...what she get me into
walks with pint: she's a smart cookie who wanted you to eat her muffin?
maubrowncow: i shoulda went back to rock climbing with her
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHA
walks with pint: i think that was your wrong turn bro
maubrowncow: moral of the story
maubrowncow: if you ended a day of IMing talking about high school water turf warfs, don't watch the lakers lose a court battle then go home and have 2 cookies before going to bed
walks with pint: i think we have both learned a lot about ourselves today
walks with pint: specifically that we are both in dire need of therapy
maubrowncow: who need therapy when you got the peso
walks with pint: WORD

sometimes real life is the funniest

maubrowncow: oh
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: story time boy and girls
walks with pint: < sits down indian style
maubrowncow: willie and i bbqed on Saturday
maubrowncow: at his buddies pad, for his b-day
walks with pint: good ole willie
maubrowncow: pool, v-ball net, bbq, beer, girls
maubrowncow: it was brilliant
maubrowncow: after a swim, i start to tell willie about my brazilian jujitsu class
maubrowncow: he used to take judo
maubrowncow: so it's fucking on...
maubrowncow: start brawling standing up but we keep slipping on some shit...
maubrowncow: fight goes to the floor...
maubrowncow: which is my game, so i bring him down, i'm under him and almost have him in a triangle choke...
maubrowncow: but i keep fucking slipping
maubrowncow: so does he
maubrowncow: i can't hold his arms...
maubrowncow: cuz he keeps fucking slipping away
maubrowncow: we stop
maubrowncow: take a look at ourselves
walks with pint: uh oh...
maubrowncow: and realize we've been rolling in a pile of lard left behind from where the bbq used to be
walks with pint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: old ass, brown crusted lard
walks with pint: you greased up pot bellied pig you
maubrowncow: so we run screaming like bitches
maubrowncow: and jump in the pool
maubrowncow: and of course, oil and water don't mix
maubrowncow: so it just slicks us up even more
maubrowncow: and we leave this film on the pool surface
maubrowncow: and i realize, i have my new cell phone in my pocket
maubrowncow: luckily i had insurance on it
maubrowncow: but it's so new, i hadn't even PAID FOR INSURANCE.
maubrowncow: new phone arrived today
walks with pint: HAHAHA dude
maubrowncow: took two showers to get that shit off
walks with pint: for being absolutely disgusting
walks with pint: that is the coolest story i have ever heard
maubrowncow: judo vs jujistu...
maubrowncow: which idiot will rein supreme dumbass
walks with pint: grease 1, martial arts 0
walks with pint: final score
maubrowncow: can i recommend you not lather lard into your hair
walks with pint: i'll keep that one in the short list of things not to do

i finally know who i am

jose omaly: so
jose omaly: had newcastle on tap last night
c0mputerp0et: wasn't it cool
jose omaly: bro why didn't you tell me
c0mputerp0et: it's something everyman has to experience on his own
c0mputerp0et: it's like the soul search indians go on in the forest
c0mputerp0et: now we call you "walks with pint"
jose omaly: LOL
jose omaly: hahahahaha
jose omaly: nice dood

embrace the valley girl within

jose omaly: so
jose omaly: the other night
jose omaly: felt like a hefer
jose omaly: but out of lemons
jose omaly: in a pinch
maubrowncow: hahahah
maubrowncow: i thought you were saying you felt fat
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: ya btw we are girlfriends now
maubrowncow: hahahaha
jose omaly: omfg i'm so fat let's go eat ice cream and buy fat clothes this weekend
jose omaly: man do we ever take the wrong turns or what
jose omaly: ANYWAYS
jose omaly: out of lemons
jose omaly: plopped a slice of orange in'ere
jose omaly: interesting beverage
maubrowncow: haha
jose omaly: it made me feel fat
jose omaly: HAHAHA
maubrowncow: omg omg omgomg omfg
maubrowncow: hahahhahahhaahaomfg

errbody in the chat

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c0mputerp0et: jose!
c0mputerp0et: opps
jose omaly: werd
junior mtdotnet has entered the room.
junior mtdotnet: wattup ninjas
c0mputerp0et: WTF
captin411: heh
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c0mputerp0et: this chat room sucks
c0mputerp0et has left the room.
captin411: haha
captin411: you know what YOU SUCK - Adam Sandler
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jose omaly: nice dood
c0mputerp0et has entered the room.
georgemdtemple has entered the room.
c0mputerp0et: wtf
jose omaly: welcome back bitch
c0mputerp0et: i hate you
BrianAtMT: you hate everybody
BrianAtMT: hater
jose omaly: errbody in the club gettin hate
captin411: /me whispers "errbody in the clug getting hate"
junior mtdotnet: HAHA
junior mtdotnet: you guys got J Kwon worried man
junior mtdotnet: you guys should record
jose omaly: yeah me n beav are gonna make millions
jose omaly: kwon got shit on us
captin411: totally
captin411: well be called:
captin411: half mex and the one point five whiteys
captin411: or something
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA
jose omaly: good form on the 1.5
junior mtdotnet: haha

we tend to embellish

ImGr3atInB3D: you rolling to vegas this weekend
jose omaly: yup
jose omaly: tonight after game
ImGr3atInB3D: damn
jose omaly: ima be rollin in vegas too son
ImGr3atInB3D: damn player
ImGr3atInB3D: dont be winning all their $$$
jose omaly: i try to stop the roll
ImGr3atInB3D: save some for me
jose omaly: nope ima do some spring cleaning tiger
jose omaly: by the time i leave
jose omaly: vegas will be one motel 6
jose omaly: n i will own the rest
ImGr3atInB3D: nice
jose omaly: but you will always have a room in my town kiddo
jose omaly: fuccit i will give you wayne newton old house after i win that sheeit
ImGr3atInB3D: i can always count on you

vitamins and the irish beer ratio...

LeeGnM: how'd the beerstravaganza go last night?
jose omaly: a solid showing, if under consumed
jose omaly: pete's strawberry blonde with dinner
jose omaly: pete's wicked for dessert
LeeGnM: nice
jose omaly: hefe for a nightcap
LeeGnM: from light to heavier
LeeGnM: hmm
LeeGnM: interesting choice on the hef
LeeGnM: but fair enough
jose omaly: shortly after i sliced my finger open slicing a lemon
LeeGnM: well done
jose omaly: yes good form
jose omaly: at least it was for a good cause
LeeGnM: so, technically, you had a bloody hef as a nightcap
jose omaly: no
jose omaly: my cat like reflexes prevented blood from tainting sacred malt
LeeGnM: it's good to know that you still have cat-like reflexes after two down
LeeGnM: it means that your liver is finally pulling it's own weight
jose omaly: the ace got me on the vitamin trip
jose omaly: besides 2 bottles
jose omaly: counts as one beer when you're irish

the meaning of life

jose omaly: life is full of choices
LeeGnM: true
LeeGnM: beef or chicken
LeeGnM: scotch or beer
LeeGnM: blonde or redhead
jose omaly: a six pack of gordon biersh or a twelver of high life
jose omaly: except i suck at decision making so i bought both

i get distracted easily

BPMmallow: as i sit here feeding my ipod with uploads
BPMmallow: i cant help but wonder
BPMmallow: "what the fuck was i thinking when i bought this CD?"
BPMmallow: and i'm wondering if you have any WTF Cd purchases?
jose omaly: oh man i'm sure i do
jose omaly: lemme think
jose omaly: first a story
jose omaly: in high school i LOVED motley crue
jose omaly: bought their greatest hits cd last year
jose omaly: nice nostalgia
jose omaly: two days after i had it
jose omaly: snapped the bastard in half when i moved my car seat forward
jose omaly: fucker FLEW up
jose omaly: on one hand i was like "bummer"
jose omaly: but on the other i was like "dude SWEET!! FLYING BUTTROCK!"
BPMmallow: hahaha

me and mau are always pc

jose omaly: ok
jose omaly: i'm out like a tard running to 1st base
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: PWNED
maubrowncow: TWNED

i'm about as cool as they come

joseomaly: oh dood
joseomaly: so yesterday
joseomaly: woke up kinda early
joseomaly: made some coffee, watchin an nba game
joseomaly: started dozing off holding my coffee
maubrowncow: hahahaha
joseomaly: no big i'm a pro
maubrowncow: ok
joseomaly: sat there, head perfectly balanced, coffee perfectly balanced
maubrowncow: you were like zen
joseomaly: way zen
joseomaly: then
joseomaly: some unzenlike shit happened
joseomaly: when i started dreaming that something was biting my left arm
maubrowncow: hahahahahahaha
joseomaly: i fucn THREW coffee all over myself
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
joseomaly: it was AWESOME
maubrowncow: PWNED
joseomaly: half my t'shirt was brown
maubrowncow: by yourself
joseomaly: HAHAHA YUPS
joseomaly: owned by nap
maubrowncow: UNZENED
joseomaly: i lost at least 10 zen points
maubrowncow: YEAH BUT you gained many omaly points

mike is a role model for us all

LeeGnM: you look at those clips yet?
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: trust me
jose omaly: you will be the first to know
LeeGnM: you and your damn job
jose omaly: i have been away from internet for 3 days
jose omaly: there is a whole world of ben bidness i need to look after
LeeGnM: ohshitohshitohshitohshit
LeeGnM: i was supposed to teach a f&$*%^))ing class this morning
LeeGnM: i gotta go
LeeGnM signed off at 10:19:30 AM.

back to basics

jose omaly: shit dood
jose omaly: summer is here
jose omaly: bbq must happen soon
maubrowncow: yups
maubrowncow: and camping
jose omaly: WORD
maubrowncow: with only beer, a rifle, a fork, and one match
maubrowncow: a wet match at that
jose omaly: what are you some kind of wussy
jose omaly: we will take the clothes on our back
jose omaly: i can make all of the above with nothing more than pine cones and squirrel shit
maubrowncow: hahahaha

binh has come a long way

ImGr3atInB3D: i think shez going to marry the other guys she with or something
ImGr3atInB3D: shez hooked on him
jose omaly: wat the
jose omaly: dang gina
jose omaly: that shit hit close to home
jose omaly: different when older peeps get marry
jose omaly: but shit son
jose omaly: she our age
ImGr3atInB3D: hahah
ImGr3atInB3D: girls marry at an earlier age son
ImGr3atInB3D: other wise she'll be useless
ImGr3atInB3D: hahahah
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: dang kiddo
jose omaly: i have nothing left to teach you
jose omaly: student has surpass teacher
ImGr3atInB3D: im not there yet son
ImGr3atInB3D: but i will soon

owned

jose omaly: by the way
jose omaly: today you are being announced as the peso's official resident mexican
jose omaly: which of course entitles you to a year of mowing our lawns
maubrowncow: ?
maubrowncow: oh sweeeeeeet
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: fitting for the mexican

oh boy too much comedy central and del taco...

LinuxVisonary: damn it
LinuxVisonary: you got me from 200 acres of ranch land
LinuxVisonary: to thinking about Flatulance
LinuxVisonary: WTF
LinuxVisonary: well
LinuxVisonary: actually not a poor transition
LinuxVisonary: since I was speaking of cows
jose omaly: hahaha
LinuxVisonary: one issue with cows
LinuxVisonary: I couldn't kill em
jose omaly: fawkers STINK
LinuxVisonary: they would be there for pure petability
LinuxVisonary: we would play fetch with betsy
jose omaly: fuck that
jose omaly: make me a hamburger bitch
jose omaly: i'm rick james bitch
LinuxVisonary: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
jose omaly: gimme some beef stew
LinuxVisonary: Mmmmmm MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm Biatch!
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we are easily entertained

jose omaly: i bought a shotgun
jose omaly: let's go shooting
maubrowncow: i bought a stapler
maubrowncow: let's...
maubrowncow: nevermind
jose omaly: we'll go to the range
jose omaly: i'll bring the shotty
jose omaly: you bring mr staplejangles
jose omaly: and we have some fun
maubrowncow: you more than me
maubrowncow: tell you what
maubrowncow: i'll bring my magnifying glass too
maubrowncow: and find an anthill
jose omaly: NICE
jose omaly: you can fry them
jose omaly: and i'll "crash" the funeral

in the name of dook science...

penguinLNA: ever weight yourself before and after a huge dook?
penguinLNA: weigh that is
jose omaly: no
jose omaly: wats the verdict?
penguinLNA: megh- didn't just- did a couple years ago

yeah nothing's sacred

jose omaly: ok
jose omaly: this is nominated fo
jose omaly: for
jose omaly: poorest choice of words for the year award
jose omaly: Nan Bell and Elisabeth Lindsay sent in an Associated Press article concerning efforts to identify the person whose leg washed ashore in Bodega Bay, Calif., containing this quote from an official of the coroner's office: ''We were stumped, basically.''
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: yeah dude
maubrowncow: i read that one
jose omaly: shit man
jose omaly: i'm all for puns
jose omaly: but he has a leg up on me
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: oh dude...you're a trip dude
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA
jose omaly: yeah but i put my foot in my mouth
jose omaly: i'm really kicking myself
maubrowncow: HAHAHA
maubrowncow: don't get cold feet over this
jose omaly: HAHAHA
maubrowncow: everyone get's kicked while they're down sometimes
jose omaly: LOLOL
jose omaly: we're really toe-ing the line here...
maubrowncow: hahahahahahahahah
jose omaly: oh well, humor will help "heal" the wounds...
jose omaly: it's good for the sole
maubrowncow: poor guy
maubrowncow: HAHAHA
maubrowncow: tragedy + time = humor
jose omaly: add us into the equation and you get chaos
maubrowncow: "dude...remember that time i lost my leg at the lake"
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: "oh dude...i almost forgot about that One-hops"
jose omaly: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

eee...

jose omaly: btw
jose omaly: binh's great in bed
maubrowncow: I KNOW
maubrowncow: isn't he tho
jose omaly: you ho
maubrowncow: bitch
jose omaly: i hate when we fight...
maubrowncow: let's make love

binh is easily distracted

jose omaly: that's my playa
jose omaly: this ain't no granny pokah
ImGr3atInB3D: so did you get mau to come
jose omaly: dunno yet
ImGr3atInB3D: he's still lingering
ImGr3atInB3D: that punk
jose omaly: he is wearing lingerie to the party?
jose omaly: that could get weird kiddo
ImGr3atInB3D: i'll love it if he comes in lingerie
ImGr3atInB3D: i think

i give you snow boobies

irish peso: weather is warming up
irish peso: camping trip needs to happen
maubrowncow: YES
maubrowncow: right after spring snowboarding
irish peso: DOH
maubrowncow: boarding in my shorts and tank top
maubrowncow: with the babes boarding in bikinis
irish peso: nice
irish peso: then they can fall and make snow boobies

brilliant

maubrowncow: so me and the stage guys have invented something all men need to give to their woman
maubrowncow: ....
maubrowncow: "the man ruler"
jose omaly: ?
jose omaly: man ruler?
jose omaly: cirrusly
jose omaly: the suspense is killing me
maubrowncow: HAHAHA
maubrowncow: a doctored ruler
jose omaly: NICE
jose omaly: "see, 10 inches. TOLD YOU..."
maubrowncow: word
jose omaly: speaking of 10 inches
jose omaly: i should start working my biceps

once again too much idle time...

jose omaly: i need a hobby
maubrowncow: try avalanche starting

Auto response from maubrowncow: brb

jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: best hobby EVER
maubrowncow: i swear..you guys are sooooooo funny on the slopes
maubrowncow: all that death and mayhem
maubrowncow: what a hoot
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: can you imagine
jose omaly: terrorizing small alpine villages across the globe
jose omaly: we could make millions
maubrowncow: you're asking if i can imagine??
maubrowncow: it's like asking if we are cable of making clay raptors that kill and eat clay muscle men.
maubrowncow: capable that is
jose omaly: oh the glory days
jose omaly: which reminds me
jose omaly: i have a hunch
jose omaly: that it would be fun
jose omaly: to sculpt clay figures
jose omaly: and shoot them
jose omaly: like we did with bb guns
jose omaly: except with my fully auto airsoft gun
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: we'd need a lot of clay
maubrowncow: airsoft?
jose omaly: the little plastic bb's
jose omaly: 6mm in diameter
jose omaly: so, bout as thick as you peepee
maubrowncow: wow
maubrowncow: i didn't realize technology was able to get something down to the same size as my willlie
maubrowncow: amazing
jose omaly: you have no idea
jose omaly: i was born without one
jose omaly: thankfully modern medical science allowed me to get transplanted with a goldfish weenie
maubrowncow: wowzers

love triangle

jose omaly: haha
jose omaly: you are famous kiddo:

jose omaly: jose omaly: so
jose omaly: i told you about march 12th right
jose omaly: HUGE poker fest
jose omaly: for my homie going to japan
jose omaly: and how attendance is mandatory
maubrowncow: oh
maubrowncow: ic
maubrowncow: ok
maubrowncow: fine
maubrowncow: whatever
jose omaly: and binh will be there
maubrowncow: ooo
maubrowncow: cooo
jose omaly: so you guys can get drunk
jose omaly: and make out
jose omaly: again
maubrowncow: ok
maubrowncow: but i'm bringing my chastity belt this time
jose omaly: always a good idea with binh around

ImGr3atInB3D: man
ImGr3atInB3D: is that all he is bringing
jose omaly: that n plenty of lovin
ImGr3atInB3D: awww

me and j are winners

jose omaly: fuccit dood let's start a liquor store bidness
Ch1naboy54: LOLz
Ch1naboy54: i totally would
jose omaly: cirrusly
jose omaly: j&b's liqour
jose omaly: we could make billions
Ch1naboy54: true dat

i am revolution

jose omaly: ok ok ok
jose omaly: new phrase alert
jose omaly: instead of peas in a pod
jose omaly: i give you
jose omaly: (example follows)
jose omaly: "mau and i are like two pesos in a pocket"
maubrowncow: OOOOOOOOOO
maubrowncow: points!!!
jose omaly: WORD

a double serving of fun. tash is mau's cat

jose omaly: tash is avoiding me cuz she owes me a box of condoms
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: give it up
maubrowncow: it was to your advantage anyway
jose omaly: good point
maubrowncow: you woulda ended up with these
maubrowncow: http://imao.us/img/free_cat.jpg
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: winner winner winner
maubrowncow: i have trouble looking at that one
maubrowncow: just creepy
maubrowncow: creepy creepy creepy
jose omaly: yeah
jose omaly: i moved on real quick
jose omaly: hey i thought of band name for us
jose omaly: we could be like moby
jose omaly: except more like "mau B"
jose omaly: (mowby)
maubrowncow: haha
maubrowncow: we're genious
jose omaly: tell me about it
jose omaly: it's ridiculous
maubrowncow: like alfred einstein
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

teachers are inspiration for us all...

LeeGnM: a'ight
LeeGnM: now properly alcoholed up
LeeGnM: gots to got get my teach on
jose omaly: good form
LeeGnM: nothing says buzzed like misspelling alcohol
LeeGnM signed off at 9:41:36 AM.

owned

jose omaly: fucn rain
jose omaly: we need to record already
maubrowncow: hahaha
maubrowncow: what bpm you liking
maubrowncow: 110
maubrowncow: 120
maubrowncow: sorry...stuped question
maubrowncow: don't answer that
maubrowncow: i'll give you something thats in the kick ass bpm
jose omaly: i been rockin a motown-esque jimmy jam
jose omaly: prolly no more than 92
maubrowncow: wow
maubrowncow: that's not like you
jose omaly: always room to expand the horizons
jose omaly: if you want to groove, gotta be able to do it at a crawl
jose omaly: everyone can rip out the fast stuff
jose omaly: the real cats can make it sizzle at any tempo
jose omaly: been trying to work on that
jose omaly: also on a side note
jose omaly: is it ironic when someone misspells "stupid"?
maubrowncow: hahahahahahaha

binh is wise beyond his years

ImGr3atInB3D: man...i havent worked all day
ImGr3atInB3D: been messing around all day
jose omaly: that what happen when you the boss
ImGr3atInB3D: N now im tired
jose omaly: yeah banging you secretary will do that
ImGr3atInB3D: i dont get tired with that....thats because i dont do any work there either
jose omaly: HAHA
jose omaly: let the cowgirl ride the horse
jose omaly: word to live by kiddo

i guess you had to be there

jose omaly: horshit you drinkin again
maubrowncow: uh.....
maubrowncow: only vodka
maubrowncow: pureity
jose omaly: my ass
jose omaly: btw
jose omaly: great camel toe and donuts
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: forgot about those
maubrowncow: love the donuts
jose omaly: on a side note that is the first and last time i will ever pay that compliment to someone
maubrowncow: hahahahahaha
maubrowncow: girls don't take that well
jose omaly: yeah call it a hunch
jose omaly: but i think i'll let that one sail away

it happens

jose omaly: well shit
jose omaly: all's well then
jose omaly: we can start the gay porn section we were talking about
jose omaly: or was that rosy
LeeGnM: either way
LeeGnM: I'm game
jose omaly: good form
LeeGnM: if you know what I mean
LeeGnM: and what i mean is
LeeGnM: I'm ok iwht gay porn
LeeGnM: with
LeeGnM: bring it on
LeeGnM: mmm
LeeGnM: gay porn
LeeGnM: yummm
jose omaly: you really miss rosy don't you

models of productivity

LinuxVisonary: mmmmmmmmmm

Auto response from jose omaly: workin, send me links for teh peso puntos

LinuxVisonary: pot pie
LinuxVisonary: dude
LinuxVisonary: learn how to spell you illeterate bastard
LinuxVisonary: wtf is teh
jose omaly: HAHAHA
jose omaly: ala car forums
jose omaly: "my fast car is t3h w3n"
LinuxVisonary: right
LinuxVisonary: dude
LinuxVisonary: stop hanging around me
LinuxVisonary: my bad spelling is rubbing off
LinuxVisonary: soo
LinuxVisonary: err soon
LinuxVisonary: the whole world will be infected
LinuxVisonary: and we will be walking around
LinuxVisonary: saying "Narf"
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA
jose omaly: LOL
jose omaly: oh shit dude
jose omaly: you got full chuckle out of that one
LinuxVisonary: what u think I am weak
LinuxVisonary: u must forget sometimes you are talking to LAM
jose omaly: who am i to doubt
LinuxVisonary: well u r benshaman
LinuxVisonary: narf
jose omaly: ok that is my new greeting for LAM
jose omaly: word = old news
jose omaly: it is now
jose omaly: narf
LinuxVisonary: and my response shall be
LinuxVisonary: fran

mau and i talk some religion

jose omaly: CE
jose omaly: common era
maubrowncow: ah
jose omaly: AD for atheists
maubrowncow: haha
jose omaly: funny but true
jose omaly: they actually use it
maubrowncow: ATCDD
maubrowncow: AFTER THAT CARPENTER DUDE DIED
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: nicely done
maubrowncow: shame...his cabinets where pretty godly
jose omaly: so like
maubrowncow: i have this slight feeling that my wrist is broken
jose omaly: i wonder if he ever hit his thumb with a hammer
maubrowncow: haha
jose omaly: "me-dammit!"
maubrowncow: "my name!!!"
jose omaly: haha
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: can you imagine his mama
maubrowncow: JESUS CHRIST!!!!
maubrowncow: "uh....yeah ma?"
jose omaly: HAHAHA

too bad i can't give points to myself

jose omaly: deep thought for the day:
jose omaly: "behind every great woman is a great ass..."
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: it's brilliance
jose omaly: let's keep it
maubrowncow: alison! it followed me home
maubrowncow: can we keep it?
jose omaly: how can she say no to that face

this weeks AIM winner. glad i could be there

jose omaly: http://www.tash.org/
maubrowncow: i know
maubrowncow: tash doesn't want to let go of the bitch image...
maubrowncow: despite taking care of the gimps and tards
jose omaly: that reminds me of one of my favorite words
jose omaly: gimptard
jose omaly: that one really gets it done
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: man that takes me back
jose omaly: to last week
maubrowncow: "fuck you gimptard!!!"
maubrowncow: and then mom says....
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: winner

how does he do it

jose omaly: i get to ride in a 300hp mustang tonight
maubrowncow: hahahahaha
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: i read 300 tbsp mustard
maubrowncow: that sounds like fun
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: yours is better

atta girl

BPMmallow: schools done!
jose omaly: NICE
BPMmallow: i am SO relieved
BPMmallow: what a load off
BPMmallow: itz like the huge crap you take after thanksgiving dinner.
jose omaly: HAHAHA
jose omaly: good form

mike and i are on the same page

LeeGnM: I'm all for saving the planet, but not if it means I have to pay more ... or, in fact, alter my lifestyle in any way
jose omaly: HAHAHA
jose omaly: yeah good point
jose omaly: planet ben comes first
LeeGnM: as always

beav is a ho on a mission

jose omaly: jeah
captin411: jeah!
jose omaly: LS wanted me to tell you
jose omaly: that he found an amp at audio depot for like 2 bills
captin411: oh cool
jose omaly: you can easily make that doing one trick in hollywood
Auto response from captin411: I am currently away from the computer.

jose omaly: wow you are on top of it already

owned

GuntharDuL: So I got my 2 BRC"s for lunch from El Polo Loco. Grubbed down. Sittin in my car having a smoke and listening to the radio before I go back to work. You know just kinda relaxin.
jose omaly: nice
GuntharDuL: Got my arm kinda hangin out the window. And a fuckin bird shit on my arm.
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

peng, drunk and dutch

penguinLNA: anything new on omaly
jose omaly: not in like a week
penguinLNA: :P
jose omaly: i am still all vegged out from vacation/vegas
jose omaly: didn't shave for like 2 weeks
jose omaly: looked nappy
penguinLNA: lo,
penguinLNA: lol
penguinLNA: that ois
penguinLNA: is
penguinLNA: cna
penguinLNA: t ytpe
penguinLNA: emgh
penguinLNA: hehehe
jose omaly: if i didn't know better
jose omaly: i would say you were sauced right now
jose omaly: "i'm bored waiting for the hubby, may as well have a few sips..."
penguinLNA: hubby is sititing here next ot me
penguinLNA: talk ing to his sis
penguinLNA: while i'm looking online for a pair of pand
penguinLNA: ssts
penguinLNA: pants
jose omaly: dude seriously
jose omaly: you are like typing with a dutch accent right now
jose omaly: amazing
penguinLNA: well you did say i look lieke a sweeditgh toutist
penguinLNA: and y finger s are feexing
penguinLNA: freezing
jose omaly: that's it you just got AIMed

mau was always the smart one

maubrowncow: i had a strange night
maubrowncow: i read the entire Hamlet play in 3hours, 5 min
maubrowncow: while watching actors do a run thru of it
maubrowncow: you gotta love the biz
maubrowncow: mr sanders would be proud of me
jose omaly: dude
maubrowncow: i know
jose omaly: that's like
jose omaly: more than you read in you entire hs career
jose omaly: unless you count natalie and binh's notes

we work hard for the money

ImGr3atInB3D: im bak
ImGr3atInB3D: from lunch
jose omaly: dang kiddo
ImGr3atInB3D: hahahah...100%
jose omaly: long ass lonch
ImGr3atInB3D: did u have ur usual 2 hours of lunch
jose omaly: naw
jose omaly: 3 hr fo holiday
ImGr3atInB3D: nice....3 hours left
jose omaly: should be enough time to shit
jose omaly: we'll see
ImGr3atInB3D: i dont know player...u did have a long lunch
jose omaly: yeah i know that wat i'm thinkin
jose omaly: might not happen
jose omaly: and it was del taco
jose omaly: sheeit ain't no way
ImGr3atInB3D: o man...u going to stank up the place
ImGr3atInB3D: betta end work today already
jose omaly: yeah i sent the memo
jose omaly: i'm out of vacation
jose omaly: but thankfully i have plenty of poo time benefit
ImGr3atInB3D: yea...thats gotta b ur #1 priority
ImGr3atInB3D: a good poo package
jose omaly: yeah man
ImGr3atInB3D: if they didnt have that i would of just walked out
jose omaly: without poo you ain't got shit
ImGr3atInB3D: r u sure about that....
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: word to live by kiddo
jose omaly: neva forget my teaching son

there was an earthquake

jose omaly: i seriously just got seasick
jose omaly: in a cubicle
maubrowncow: nice
maubrowncow: you go puke?
maubrowncow: i felt like i was about to faint
jose omaly: no
jose omaly: felt puky tho
jose omaly: you felt it too i take it
maubrowncow: hell yeah
jose omaly: i take comfort in knowing
jose omaly: that at the moment of potential death
jose omaly: the first thing you and i did was IM each other
jose omaly: "holy shit"
jose omaly: "i'm gonna puke"
jose omaly: "sweet"
maubrowncow: hahahaha

mau is good at tricking me

maubrowncow: dude
jose omaly: uh oh
maubrowncow: no poking her for me tonigh
maubrowncow: t
jose omaly: wrong answer
maubrowncow: and i slept with J-love
jose omaly: you fail today's pop quiz
jose omaly: ok nm you pass with flying colors
maubrowncow: i thought that might change your mind

i give the best christmas gifts ever

jose omaly: i suppose i should start my christmas shopping
maubrowncow: ditto
jose omaly: i was thinking about getting you another cat
jose omaly: naming her "mash"
jose omaly: cuz you know it rhymes with tash
jose omaly: then running her over
jose omaly: wouldn't that be the cutest thing ever
maubrowncow: barf
jose omaly: i already have one of those
jose omaly: but thanks

bread and butter chat

jose omaly: another one bites the dust:

ImGr3atInB3D: letz go home
jose omaly: man playa shouldn't you take me to dinner first

maubrowncow: ahahahahahaha
maubrowncow: you are on a buttered french roll
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHA

mallow and i talk movies

BPMmallow: i'd rent freaky friday before gigli
jose omaly: tone of voice is crucial
jose omaly: i'd rent montana before i rented gigli
jose omaly: not the movie the entire state
BPMmallow: lol

we have a winner

jose omaly: dude
jose omaly: i just had a sneak attack from the army de diarrhea
Dr Gurat: Major Grumpy, reporting for doodie!
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we work well together. and by work i mean waste time at work

jose omaly: very well done
jose omaly: best one in a while
maubrowncow: yeah, he's had some stinkers lately
jose omaly: good to see him back on the horse
maubrowncow: stinkage relative to strongbad
jose omaly: and by horse i mean heroin
maubrowncow: meaning...still all funny
jose omaly: right
maubrowncow: and by heroin...you mean crack
jose omaly: and by crack
jose omaly: you mean tash
maubrowncow: and by tash....
maubrowncow: i mean empress of the world
jose omaly: and by the world
jose omaly: you mean your soul
maubrowncow: and by my soul...
jose omaly: because you "sould" it
maubrowncow: i mean the portion of my soul that feeds her
jose omaly: nice
maubrowncow: and by feed i mean the dead carcases of world leaders
jose omaly: and by carcasses you mean living bodies
maubrowncow: RIGHT
jose omaly: great we're up to speed then
jose omaly: ok if you'll look at item 2 on the outline
jose omaly: "Girls, Girls, Girls."
maubrowncow: I got the memo
maubrowncow: i'm all over them
jose omaly: great

i'm god but weaz is funnier

LinuxVisonary: god
LinuxVisonary: why is it
LinuxVisonary: in every class
LinuxVisonary: I have to have some stupid girl
LinuxVisonary: come and sit by me
LinuxVisonary: and ask "So what do you do on your computer all this time?"
LinuxVisonary: ok girl
LinuxVisonary: dont you get it
LinuxVisonary: I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU
LinuxVisonary: SHE KEEPS BOTHERING ME
jose omaly: dude
jose omaly: you confused me with god again
jose omaly: just FYI
LinuxVisonary: ahahahaha
jose omaly: don't worry happens all the time
LinuxVisonary: just FYI THIS GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING
LinuxVisonary: I need girl replent
LinuxVisonary: "Like so what did you do for Thanks giving?"
LinuxVisonary: well I went out back
LinuxVisonary: shot myself a turkey with my cousin billy bob
LinuxVisonary: then I skinned it
LinuxVisonary: and drained the blood
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHA

mau was in the gifted program...

maubrowncow: irish peso has no history now
maubrowncow: can't scroll down past holy hanukkah
jose omaly: yes because it's a new month
jose omaly: if you look on the left previous months are archived
maubrowncow signed off at 11:09:32 AM.

well said

LinuxVisonary: I work with frickin idiots
LinuxVisonary: I swear every day they get dumber
LinuxVisonary: cause it couldnt be every day that I am getting smarter
LinuxVisonary: if that was the case
LinuxVisonary: about 6 days ago I would have been omnicient and I am not
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHA

good to know

penguinLNA: anything new on it today?
jose omaly: nopes not since yesterday
penguinLNA: :-P
penguinLNA: didn't see yesterdays
penguinLNA: and my pants smell funny

mau's watching his diet

jose omaly: no time for veggies
maubrowncow: they may have saved me from pukage
jose omaly: doubtful
jose omaly: 3 days of puking veggies will not stop
maubrowncow: given the color of the veggies....
maubrowncow: i would have at least been amused as i puked
jose omaly: HAHAHA
jose omaly: excellent point
jose omaly: "picasso puke"
maubrowncow: not cubism
maubrowncow: but pucism

almost as ridiculous as my fashion awareness

captin411: jeez
captin411: check this guy's dsl bill
captin411: http://www.bengoodger.com/weblog/archives/week_2003_11_23.shtml#000521
jose omaly: my gawd
jose omaly: that is ridiculous dude
jose omaly: sweet
jose omaly: i JUST NOW realized that one of my back pockets was inside out hanging over my ass

the next phase of my plan is in place

jose omaly: you will never guess the webpage i am looking at right now
jose omaly: st patrick's day parade in japan
jose omaly: i'm glad someone invented japan and irish holidays
maubrowncow: that webpage will be OOOO'ma(rr)y
maubrowncow: home of the irishyen
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: irishyen.com
jose omaly: ok that's it
jose omaly: i need to marry a cute little japette and produce offspring

binh has been down life's path

jose omaly: dang kiddo
jose omaly: get to see some free boob
ImGr3atInB3D: i did
ImGr3atInB3D: the second one cost me
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA

as usual mau has it all figured out

maubrowncow: we're thinking of getting a tash sequel
maubrowncow: she's fuzzy...lots of hair to hold your loot
maubrowncow: we're calling her "stash"
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: but seriously
maubrowncow: we're looking at another kitten
jose omaly: i love cats
maubrowncow: yeah
maubrowncow: we figure
maubrowncow: it's nice for when we go out of town
maubrowncow: tash won't run out of food
jose omaly: < almost spit coffee

mike likes to visit other planets that don't believe in the letter "r"

LeeGnM: the True Love Waits Pistols
jose omaly: OMG
jose omaly: GREAT band name
LeeGnM: i thought so
LeeGnM: it's in the Chad hall of fame
LeeGnM: along with "Stallagdykes" for a lesbian duo
LeeGnM: and "Jesus Chrysler Motorcar"
LeeGnM: for a detroit funk band
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA
jose omaly: i think chad's choices win that contest
LeeGnM: a'ight
LeeGnM: i'm off to eath
LeeGnM: see ya later

me n peng like to talk about poo

penguinLNA: ah, courtesy wipe
jose omaly: NICE
jose omaly: i had naked juice last night
jose omaly: talk about a spiritual kharma enhancing dook
penguinLNA: oh dang

binh is in our thoughts...

jose omaly: hey kiddo how was you wknd
ImGr3atInB3D: boring
jose omaly: i hear ya
ImGr3atInB3D: did alot of shitting though
ImGr3atInB3D: got rid of some weight
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA
jose omaly: good to hear tiger
ImGr3atInB3D: felt really good
ImGr3atInB3D: but i still have more problems i have to take care of tonite
ImGr3atInB3D: i will need more than one day of newspaper for this one
jose omaly: oh sheeit son
jose omaly: wat you binh eating
ImGr3atInB3D: bad shiet
ImGr3atInB3D: thatz y i gotta let it go
jose omaly: oh man playa
jose omaly: i wish you the best
ImGr3atInB3D: thanx man
ImGr3atInB3D: pray for me

he who forgets the past is doomed to repeat it

jose omaly: hey beav
captin411: ??
jose omaly: remember at apu when you and i actually went to swing dancing classes
jose omaly: WITHOUT GIRLS
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: ahh shit man we just can't get those times back
captin411: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
captin411: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
captin411: thats some funny shit
captin411: It was a learning experience beav

it got weird, didn't it...

GuntharDuL: I was walkin out of vons last night they were like... ok I can understand why you went in.
GuntharDuL: LOL
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: yeah
jose omaly: i need beer
jose omaly: you don't like your job
jose omaly: we have an understanding
jose omaly: good day
GuntharDuL: yup.
GuntharDuL: So I'm livin large off of my winnings from last fri.
GuntharDuL: heh
jose omaly: atta kid
jose omaly: i am clenching my ass until payday
GuntharDuL: I feel ya.
jose omaly: those two statements aren't the best combo ever...

we like to remember old friends

jose omaly: today's edition of "whatever happened to..."
maubrowncow: ?
jose omaly: "anthony arronovicci"
maubrowncow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maubrowncow: where da fuck...
maubrowncow: did you come up with that?
jose omaly: was just sitting on the bus today
jose omaly: half awake
jose omaly: all of a sudden this name pops into my head
maubrowncow: dude
maubrowncow: trauma
maubrowncow: did he rape you or something
jose omaly: arrowhew anthonovicci
jose omaly: "wait, sounds familiar, but not quite right"
maubrowncow: vicciwhen anthonarrow
jose omaly: hahaha
maubrowncow: "no....damnit...what am i trying to say
maubrowncow: "
jose omaly: "rigatoni arrivaderci"
maubrowncow: hahahahahaha
jose omaly: "no, not that either..."
maubrowncow: but it sounds yummy
jose omaly: yeah let's bbq that next recording session
maubrowncow: pasta primavera with clam sauce
maubrowncow: AHA!
jose omaly: that's it!
maubrowncow: ANTHONY!!!!!

beav has big plans and a big heart

captin411: so I was thinking
captin411: it would be sooo funny to make up a fake website
captin411: basically a homepage for homeless people
jose omaly: < stiffling huge laughter
captin411: and each homeless persons page has a paypal donate link
captin411: in which I get the money

excellent answer

jose omaly: are you an animal lover?
LeeGnM: sure
LeeGnM: when cooked right

my evil plan is in place...

jose omaly: jeah
captin411: jeah
jose omaly: tite
jose omaly: i think mau and alison coming to matrix
captin411: oh cool
captin411: don't know alison
captin411: I'm assuming mau significant?
jose omaly: she coo
jose omaly: yes
jose omaly: and she irish
jose omaly: so one day they will create the next gen of omaly's
captin411: hahahahah

sometimes it just happens

maubrowncow: do you know any good dulcimer teachers?
jose omaly: i ate them all
jose omaly: damned dulcimer
maubrowncow: ah
maubrowncow: do you anyone who actually played triangle
jose omaly: not on purpose
maubrowncow: did they trip and fall and land on one or what?
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: just got a mental pic of that
jose omaly: "oh shit <ding ding ding>..."
maubrowncow: that's what makes IM fun
jose omaly: that and trying to make dirty pictures with typable characters
maubrowncow: (8-0)-{ : ==}8~
maubrowncow: like a no-legged naked man lying down
jose omaly: HAHAHA
jose omaly: with a mean case of snake penis
jose omaly: man wish mine did the curvey thingy
maubrowncow: i wish my nuts where as wide as my hips too
jose omaly: we all have goals
maubrowncow: is that what the're calling them nowadays?
maubrowncow: "dude...my goals itch"
jose omaly: HAHAHAHA
jose omaly: "bastard just kicked me square in the goals"
maubrowncow: "ahhhh goals!"
jose omaly: "oh dude, wear some different shorts, i just saw your goals"
maubrowncow: =-O
maubrowncow: "chestgoals, roasting on an open fire"
jose omaly: HAHAHA
jose omaly: "women, can't live with 'em, pass the beergoals"
maubrowncow: "can you please stop wrecking ball your goals on her chin?"
maubrowncow: "it's driving me goals"
jose omaly: OH SHIT
jose omaly: we have a combo move kiddos
jose omaly: "catch the replay, the winger shoots the goal right at the goal but hits the goalie right in the goals."
maubrowncow: wowo
maubrowncow: nice

mau is a perfectionist

maubrowncow: did you dress today?
maubrowncow: (the setup)
jose omaly: yeah naked day is next week
maubrowncow: (and ben dunks it)
maubrowncow: (mau with the assist on the alley oop)
jose omaly: we are like stockton and malone dude
maubrowncow: i don't think you look like stockton though

work was slow

jose omaly: as i sit here with a strawberry fanta i can't help but think of the fanta girls
maubrowncow: donchawanna?
jose omaly: una fanta
jose omaly: and i won another free fanta
jose omaly: or other 20 oz coke product
jose omaly: are the fanta girls considered a 20 oz coke product?
maubrowncow: sorry, she's a 21.5 oz
jose omaly: horshit

i get the assist on this one

jose omaly: let's start a kitty band
maubrowncow: k
jose omaly: wat does tash play again
maubrowncow: with herself
jose omaly: HAHAHA

mau is still figuring out his stardom

maubrowncow: i almost snapped one of me and Jack Black last night
jose omaly: oh nice dood
maubrowncow: but he didn't come over
maubrowncow: hmmm...never has either
jose omaly: i'm telling you
jose omaly: keep your pants up
maubrowncow: oh well, tonight, i await lisa manelli
jose omaly: that joke is only funny AFTER you are friends with someone

it's good to have fans...

LinuxVisonary: damn no peso update
LinuxVisonary: GET BACK TO WORK!

sandy loves basketball part 2

jose omaly: one more day can you feel it!
LinuxChck1: one more day until what?
jose omaly: <gasp>
jose omaly: think shaq and kobe and slam dunks
LinuxChck1: Oh damn...so that was what that feeling was. I thought it was gas.
jose omaly: HAHAHA

sandy loves basketball part 3

jose omaly: you have 2.5 hours of freedom left
LinuxChck1: wow all of a sudden i am overcome with this slow sinking feeling of despair
jose omaly: you confuse that with joy

i miss being in school

LinuxVisonary: great
LinuxVisonary: the prof just announced she was getting sweaty
LinuxVisonary: that fits into things
LinuxVisonary: I never cared to know category

me n binh are gonna be sports writers

ImGr3atInB3D: damn...the kids are fighting again
jose omaly: i know
jose omaly: "don't make me stop this bus..."
ImGr3atInB3D: fat ass shaq betta shut his mouth
ImGr3atInB3D: N start playin ball
jose omaly: HAHA
jose omaly: kobes betta keep lil kobe in his pants
jose omaly: and start playin ball
ImGr3atInB3D: hahah
ImGr3atInB3D: my boy will b there

i can't wait to be uncle beav. jeah!

jose omaly: hey beav
jose omaly: if you ever have kids
captin411: uh huh
jose omaly: you should name the dude kid "jeah-my"
jose omaly: short for james
captin411: hahahaha
jose omaly: and the girl
captin411: sounds more like jammy
jose omaly: you can name her "jeah-nette"
captin411: HAHAHAHAH
jose omaly: just thinking ahead for you dude

me n pops had some quality time

jose omaly: did i tell you i got hammered with my dad
maubrowncow: NO DUDE
maubrowncow: awesome
jose omaly: dude
jose omaly: started things off with a nice gin and tonic
jose omaly: sippin on that while waiting for bbq
jose omaly: tried a shot of italian liquer
jose omaly: not my thing too sweet
jose omaly: went ahead and put down a 6er of guinness
jose omaly: that was gone so moved on to one of pops brews
jose omaly: finished it off with a jack daniels
jose omaly: we were so buzzed
jose omaly: he gave me like a 10 min lecture on different kinds of alky
maubrowncow: nice
jose omaly: after he was done i look around and everyone was staring at us
maubrowncow: then you gave him a half hour one
jose omaly: but it was worth it cuz i learned a lot

me n binh get carried away sometimes

ImGr3atInB3D: itz lunch time kiddo
ImGr3atInB3D: gotta enjoy that shiet
jose omaly: will do

Auto response from ImGr3atInB3D: 2 HOURS OF FREE LUNCH......I JUST HATE THAT SHIET

jose omaly: yeah i got some 2 hour lunch right here kiddo
ImGr3atInB3D: aite im bak
jose omaly: oh man how was vacation
ImGr3atInB3D: hahah
ImGr3atInB3D: very good
ImGr3atInB3D: steaks, onions rings N mash potatoes
ImGr3atInB3D: it was aite
ImGr3atInB3D: hahahha
jose omaly: ah sheeit kiddo
jose omaly: you gonna be a chubby lil buddha if you don't watchit
ImGr3atInB3D: hahahah
ImGr3atInB3D: so how was ur lunch
jose omaly: i went mex playa
jose omaly: once you go brown you never feel down
ImGr3atInB3D: o
jose omaly: yeah that wat she was screamin
ImGr3atInB3D: hahah
jose omaly: n somethin bout god too
jose omaly: i hate when girly get all spiritual on me

sandy loves basketball

jose omaly: 4 MORE DAYS
jose omaly: i bet you can't wait
LinuxChck1: that deserves a sarcastic yay
LinuxChck1: sarcastic yay!
jose omaly: woohoo

binh for president

ImGr3atInB3D: daddys back
jose omaly: HAHA
jose omaly: aite i'll go get you a beer
ImGr3atInB3D: good job son
ImGr3atInB3D: u always were my favorite boy
jose omaly: man ima be president one day
ImGr3atInB3D: yea...u keep on striving for the best son
ImGr3atInB3D: im there for u
jose omaly: only thing is i flunk geography
ImGr3atInB3D: u dont need to know anything man
ImGr3atInB3D: being president is lookin pretty
ImGr3atInB3D: u have ppl doing work for u

i need to stay home this weekend

ImGr3atInB3D: how was vegas son
jose omaly: oh man playa
jose omaly: i would tell you if i could remember anything
ImGr3atInB3D: hahha
jose omaly: all i know is i vaguely remember some cocktail
jose omaly: and i woke up yest sunburned and two extra bill in the wallet
jose omaly: beyond that your guess as good as mine
ImGr3atInB3D: hahah
ImGr3atInB3D: damn....two girls paid u for sex
ImGr3atInB3D: thatz the only way u would get those bills
jose omaly: at discount rate apparently

mark found a new church he likes...

GuntharDuL: Didja hear the new slogan for the American School of Proctology?
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: no but i'm curious now
GuntharDuL: "Giving someone the finger doesn't have to be a bad thing"
jose omaly: hahaha
GuntharDuL: Well my friend... think fondly of me.
GuntharDuL: This is gonna be my weekend of loose women bountiful bosoms and sharp objects.
jose omaly: do us proud son

pimpin ain't easy

jose omaly: hey son can i borrow ice mocha
jose omaly: need me a lil pick me up
ImGr3atInB3D: HAHAH
ImGr3atInB3D: SURE
ImGr3atInB3D: come N get it
jose omaly: yeah i'm there jus lookin for parking
ImGr3atInB3D: coo
jose omaly: where is helicopter parking there tiger?
ImGr3atInB3D: i'll have one of the boy's bring it down for u
ImGr3atInB3D: o shiet
ImGr3atInB3D: helicopter
ImGr3atInB3D: we got none of that here
ImGr3atInB3D: u gotta go back N get something else
jose omaly: ahh sheeit
jose omaly: i was gonna take you pimpin ni'a
jose omaly: wat m i gon do with all these ho's
jose omaly: oooh hold on sec
jose omaly: ima drop you like 3 or 4
jose omaly: depend on how many fit in parachute son
ImGr3atInB3D: damn
jose omaly: too late son
jose omaly: we got some dead ho's
jose omaly: sheeit man wat do i know about parachute

a day in the life...

GuntharDuL: Just for the record. I need a beer.
jose omaly: i'm in

maybe he should go by richard now

jose omaly: you know wat omaly needs
jose omaly: a picture of dick clark or something
jose omaly: any thoughts?
maubrowncow: hmmm
maubrowncow: no clue
maubrowncow: why don't you go home and drink on it
jose omaly: solid idea
jose omaly: except i already choked on my own vomit today so no real need to drink
maubrowncow: ah
maubrowncow: so put dick on the site already
maubrowncow: spread the dick love
maubrowncow: :-\
maubrowncow: uh
jose omaly: eee
jose omaly: yeah we had a little jump in the weirdness factor there

we're sorry lord

LinuxVisonary: last verse of Galatians VERY VERY interesting
LinuxVisonary: actually not last
LinuxVisonary: 6:17
LinuxVisonary: From now on, let no one make trouble for me; for I carry the marks of Jesus branded on my body.
LinuxVisonary: was paul a stigmata?
LinuxVisonary: he constently refers to his crippledness
jose omaly: could be
jose omaly: probably depends on your religious views
LinuxVisonary: I dont know what else he could be refering to
jose omaly: protestants tend to discount things of that nature
jose omaly: yeah if it looks like a duck
LinuxVisonary: nod
LinuxVisonary: I think there is good historical evidence for stigmata
LinuxVisonary: nyways
LinuxVisonary: I will ask the prof
jose omaly: word
jose omaly: if he doesn't get it just staple his hand to the wall and say "does this make sense you devil?"
LinuxVisonary: HAHAHAHAHA

beav got owned

jose omaly: dude
captin411: ?
jose omaly: i heard you got farted upon
captin411: oh yeah
captin411: big time
jose omaly: any damage?
captin411: no
captin411: just a noticable breeze
jose omaly: close call
jose omaly: i had a friend lose an eye cuz of something like that

sorry dood

Dr Gurat: back

Auto response from jose omaly: brb puked on my keyboard

Dr Gurat: ew
Dr Gurat: that ranks high on the nasty scale.

another one bites the dust

LinuxVisonary: word

Auto response from jose omaly: brb puked on my keyboard

LinuxVisonary: you gotta be kidding me

older and wiser

captin411: weez gettin old
captin411: hahah
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: can't pull the same crazy stunts that we used to beav
captin411: yeah like running
captin411: and walking
captin411: and getting up before 7
jose omaly: yeah enough of that horshit

mau the childhood meanie

maubrowncow: don't you worry your pretty little head
jose omaly: you obviously have not seen my head
jose omaly: 7 5/8" buddy
jose omaly: you know how hard it is to cover that thing
jose omaly: they never have my size
jose omaly: i've out grown so many i just hand them down to other people
maubrowncow: wow
maubrowncow: it keeps growing huh?
jose omaly: i dunno wat to do
jose omaly: i suppose it's possible that my hats shrunk
jose omaly: but i like to think that i have gained a lot of weight in my head
maubrowncow: so would i
jose omaly: on that note
jose omaly: did anyone ever call you "fathead" when you were a kid
maubrowncow: haha
maubrowncow: no
maubrowncow: i missed that one
maubrowncow: but i called kids fathead
maubrowncow: and my bro
jose omaly: HAHAHA good form

sometimes i talk like movie cheerleaders

jose omaly: wat you doing friday nite son
ImGr3atInB3D: nothing
ImGr3atInB3D: wanna get together
jose omaly: that is the correct answer
jose omaly: thinking about playing some poker
ImGr3atInB3D: sure
ImGr3atInB3D: i need some more free $$$
ImGr3atInB3D: bring it on kid
jose omaly: ok
jose omaly: i dunno if we playing house or casino
jose omaly: i am leaning toward going to hawaiian or something
ImGr3atInB3D: anything is fine
ImGr3atInB3D: sounds fine
jose omaly: xlnt
ImGr3atInB3D: just bring it
jose omaly: already broughten son

weaz and authority make a bad team

LinuxVisonary: so
LinuxVisonary: in my last class
LinuxVisonary: Nazi bitch
jose omaly: hold one sec watching ninjai
LinuxVisonary: ko
jose omaly: SWEET
LinuxVisonary: so nazi bitch
LinuxVisonary: stops in the middle of class
LinuxVisonary: turns to me and say "Excuse me!"
LinuxVisonary:
LinuxVisonary: it cant be ESP cause I am not thinking evil thoughts to her
jose omaly: hahaha
LinuxVisonary: so
LinuxVisonary: she is like "What are you doing?!?!?"
LinuxVisonary: I am like ummmmm
LinuxVisonary: I am taking notes
LinuxVisonary: and she says well it seems you are having a good time taking notes (Or some lame ass attempt at being sarcastic)
LinuxVisonary: I seriously wanted to go off on that bitch
jose omaly: dude wtf
jose omaly: no call for that
LinuxVisonary: but the "Need to graduate fairy" tapped me on the shoulder

word. don't be hatin...

jose omaly: if you want we can meet at my place then carpool
ImGr3atInB3D: sure
ImGr3atInB3D: i can meet at ur crip
ImGr3atInB3D: brib
ImGr3atInB3D: crib
jose omaly: HAHA
ImGr3atInB3D: lemme learn how to type first
jose omaly: ok take you time
ImGr3atInB3D: then i'll get directions later
jose omaly: my crypt pretty close
ImGr3atInB3D: to HG
ImGr3atInB3D: or to my house
jose omaly: to you p-town
ImGr3atInB3D: o yea
ImGr3atInB3D: ima rep for p-town for life
jose omaly: WORD
jose omaly: i got soft an move to la verne kid
jose omaly: learn from my mistake
ImGr3atInB3D: tsk tsk
ImGr3atInB3D: how can u get soft player
jose omaly: i got used to the white people at college
jose omaly: once you go white you know it's right
jose omaly: HAHAHA
ImGr3atInB3D: hahah
jose omaly: you know wat they say tho
jose omaly: you can take the white boi out the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out the white boi
ImGr3atInB3D: hahha

my friends are cooler than me

LeeGnM: i should put some pants on before I go check the mail
LeeGnM: or not
LeeGnM: whatever
jose omaly: rockstars don't wear pants for errands buddy
LeeGnM: it's Burbank, they're used to us creative types walking around pantsless
jose omaly: i love america

someone had their coffee

maubrowncow: UPDATE OMALY
maubrowncow: NOW

amen

jose omaly: jeah
captin411: jeah
jose omaly: how was churchy
captin411: coo
captin411: we watched alias
jose omaly: woah
jose omaly: "praise god"
captin411: totally
jose omaly: for jennifer garner

sometimes things get a little personal

jose omaly: you're up bright and early
LeeGnM: unnnnggggnng
jose omaly: yeah it sucks doesn't it
LeeGnM: i hate it
LeeGnM: up till 2 last night, still can't sleep past 9. what's wrong with me?
jose omaly: hmm
jose omaly: maybe cut down on the heroin
LeeGnM: let's not get nuts
LeeGnM: don't blame the H
jose omaly: just a thought
jose omaly: no need to get defensive
LeeGnM: I'm just saying.
LeeGnM: Horse ain't never done nobody no wrong

as usual me and weaz talk about the important issues

jose omaly: soccer chicks can be hot
LinuxVisonary: nod
jose omaly: but they can also be gnarly but with big legs that can kick you very hard in the junk

we got inspired

jose omaly: ok that needs to be posted on omaly RIGHT THE HELL NOW
maubrowncow: BRILLIANT
jose omaly: i have a dream
jose omaly: of everyone on my buddy list sending me like
jose omaly: a link or two a week
maubrowncow: WHEN ALL LITTLE LINKS, CAN PLAY TOGETHER
jose omaly: brown links and white links
maubrowncow: AND NOT BE JUDGED BY THERE PANTONE COLORS
jose omaly: or the speed of their download
jose omaly: but by the content of their content
jose omaly: shit i ruined it

something tells me i interrupted something

jose omaly: so i think i need to cut down on coffee
Soundboy36: om
Soundboy36: ah
jose omaly: good idea i should meditate too

pooping penguins that drive

penguinLNA: i need to shower
jose omaly: bring it
penguinLNA: but i'm having one of those days that i'm too laxy to take the effort to do it
penguinLNA: so
penguinLNA: and if you didn't get it the first time, i said i'm too "laxy", that means i took too much laxative to take a shower
penguinLNA: i'm also lazy
jose omaly: right that's what i figured
penguinLNA: so here i sit, typing crappy and eating goldfish
penguinLNA: crackers that is
jose omaly: shower poopies own you
jose omaly: that explains the laxative
penguinLNA: you know i had clients that shit in the shower every morning
jose omaly: wha???
penguinLNA: brain injured
penguinLNA: no bowel control
penguinLNA: where's the pomona dmv

i don't even know

maubrowncow: DUNNO YET
jose omaly: correct answer: green eggs and ham

i do my best

ImGr3atInB3D: hey man
ImGr3atInB3D: what happens after a president getz impeach
jose omaly: shit man i don't even vote
ImGr3atInB3D: hahah
ImGr3atInB3D: damn
jose omaly: but i am guessing we get a new one
ImGr3atInB3D: hahaha
ImGr3atInB3D: good guess son

just wait until we take over the world

jose omaly: dude what is it about mornings
jose omaly: seriously
maubrowncow: it's inhumane
jose omaly: something about waking up first thing
jose omaly: that makes me want to crawl in a hole and just sleep for eternity
maubrowncow: work day should start at 9
maubrowncow: pm
maubrowncow: end at 9:01
jose omaly: word
jose omaly: granted
jose omaly: i would work my ass off for that minute

mau also invented the internet

maubrowncow: i've been introduced to the most powerful breath freshener concoction to date
maubrowncow: take gum:
maubrowncow: chew
maubrowncow: take altoid:
maubrowncow: chew gum around altoid
maubrowncow: chew
maubrowncow: chew
maubrowncow: say hi to J-lo
maubrowncow: bonk her silly
maubrowncow: chew
maubrowncow: there you have it
maubrowncow: gum, altoid, bonkin
jose omaly: how does the bonkin help the breath
maubrowncow: who cares when your bonking j-lo
jose omaly: dude
jose omaly: who am i to offend the voice of genius

so i padded my stats a bit...

jose omaly: holy shit 15/25 buds
Dr Gurat: woah
Dr Gurat: the omaly on fire today
jose omaly: bring it i cannot be stopped
jose omaly: ok
jose omaly: so maybe one of my buddies
jose omaly: is a liquor store

i forgot about mau's "condition"...

maubrowncow: according to my nifty brookstone thermometer/clock/timer...
maubrowncow: it's a comfy 79 in my office
jose omaly: wow
jose omaly: that's comfy
jose omaly: ?
jose omaly: seems a bit warm to me
jose omaly: then again i am like a fat kid in disguise
jose omaly: i am always warm
maubrowncow: <---squirted pants
jose omaly: ahh shit i'm sorry man

binh has a good way of coping with things

ImGr3atInB3D: i played it half right
ImGr3atInB3D: that pot was worth about 3K
jose omaly: ooooh
jose omaly: well
jose omaly: if you have the right odds to chase
jose omaly: by all means
jose omaly: sometime it just don't work out
ImGr3atInB3D: aite son...im mad
ImGr3atInB3D: ima go to lunch
ImGr3atInB3D: ima take my anger out on the food
jose omaly: HAHAHA atta kid

viva la sumtheeng

maubrowncow: EY MANG
maubrowncow: oye
maubrowncow: oye oye
jose omaly: que pues
maubrowncow: que chingado
maubrowncow: ay cabron
maubrowncow: ay
maubrowncow: ay yayay
maubrowncow: cante y no llores
jose omaly: ay que si que no

it was casual day at beav's work

captin411: oh wow
captin411: i am so tore up
captin411: too much beer
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: seriously
captin411: but I'm mourning johnny cash's death
jose omaly: are you like faded right now
captin411: that's my exchuse
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHA
captin411: oh yeah
captin411: tore up
jose omaly: oh shit
jose omaly: dude
jose omaly: i gotta keep you typing
captin411: hehehe
jose omaly: who knows what kinda material i can get out of you
jose omaly: what kinda beer did you have
jose omaly: ...and beav's passed out
captin411 signed off at 3:47:08 PM.

somehow i just knew he came to work in his boxers again...

jose omaly: nice pants
maubrowncow signed off at 10:06:30 AM.

mau is so trusting

maubrowncow: hey there, "friend"
jose omaly: uh oh
maubrowncow: i checked friendster
maubrowncow: according to the site...your a friend
jose omaly: horshit
jose omaly: there you go believing the internet again

who in hell knows...

jose omaly: i crave bangers
maubrowncow: I listening to some right now
jose omaly: fascinating
jose omaly: wat kind of sounds do they make
maubrowncow: afro cuban
jose omaly: yeah but wat happens when you bbq them
maubrowncow: they become haitian
jose omaly: hmm
jose omaly: wats a good beer for that then

i'm bad at grammar but hot chicks like that

jose omaly: although a hot chick would probably do me good
jose omaly: eee
jose omaly: that came out kinda weird
Dr Gurat: hopefully she would do you well ;-)

how did we get so wrong so fast?

jose omaly: btw wat time does bbq start
maubrowncow: 4
jose omaly: ok xlnt
jose omaly: i have gig sun morn
jose omaly: err
jose omaly: or is it i have to do fun porn
jose omaly: i forget something like that
maubrowncow: oh your still doing those gay set gigs?
jose omaly: yeah
jose omaly: unfortunately they pay me in dildos
jose omaly: let's just say don't judge me by what i sell on ebay

weaz and i have the same love for alarm clocks

LinuxVisonary: damn
jose omaly: ?
LinuxVisonary: can anyone say
LinuxVisonary: passed the fuck out
LinuxVisonary: my body didn't want to wake up AT ALL!
jose omaly: you just wake up
LinuxVisonary: the alarm would go off
LinuxVisonary: and i was like "No sorry Mr. Alarm, Get that shit outta here"
LinuxVisonary: and then all of a sudden
LinuxVisonary: for no reason
LinuxVisonary: my arm would swing and swat the alarm
jose omaly: oh dam
jose omaly: you went yeti on that shit
LinuxVisonary: word
LinuxVisonary: I think I had like 15 alarm clock blocks
jose omaly: oh dam dude
jose omaly: you were a force in the lane

linh likes to ask the big questions but she can't fool me...

Linh620: WHY DID THEY NAME THE DRINK SOBE?
Linh620: AND THEN HAVE TWO LIZARDS ON IT?
jose omaly: good question
jose omaly: you always were the deep thinker
Linh620: WHAT THE HELL IS SOBE? AND WHY WOULD U WANT TO BY A DRINK THAT HAS LIZARDS AS YOUR MASCOT?
jose omaly: hmm
Linh620: you got an answer?
jose omaly: mebbe cuz lizards get really thirsty in the desert
Linh620: hmmm
Linh620: interesting answer
Linh620: but do lizards care about water that much?
Linh620: sobe... waht's that mean?
jose omaly: well probably a hell of a lot more than you or i
jose omaly: like we get thirsty and all
jose omaly: but they have to spend their whole day looking for water
jose omaly: i guess it's they job
Linh620: i see
Linh620: interesting concept
jose omaly: finding water and eating bugs and making little green poos
Linh620: i see
Linh620: that's a strain bottle
Linh620: i'm looking at it right now...
jose omaly: you put vodka in it again didn't you

it's mau-way or the highway, i got owned

maubrowncow: what you gonna bring?
jose omaly: uhh
jose omaly: depending on whats on sale
jose omaly: either bass or sam adams or something along those lines
jose omaly: i.e. something amberish
maubrowncow: sam adams it is
jose omaly: granted if bass is on mad sale that takes precedence
maubrowncow: nope
maubrowncow: bring sam

we care about the important issues

LinuxVisonary: should I go to cnn.com
LinuxVisonary: or should I just ask u if anything blew up today
jose omaly: uhh
jose omaly: don't think so
jose omaly: looks like the top stories on msn
jose omaly: are mars and wedding day disasters
jose omaly: i think you good
LinuxVisonary: U.S.: NK says it may test nukes
LinuxVisonary: ok
LinuxVisonary: things going to blow up
LinuxVisonary: not just yet
LinuxVisonary: but will
jose omaly: ahh ok
jose omaly: i feel better now
jose omaly: i don't mind waiting if i know it's on the way

mau has a way of seeing past the bullshit

jose omaly: one of those dudes
jose omaly: got arrested for pissing in public
jose omaly: now see
jose omaly: why can't kids look up to those guys
maubrowncow: cuz they might get peed on

me and beav have an understanding

jose omaly: jeah
captin411: jeah

my enthusiasm took a bad turn...

jose omaly: btw
jose omaly: my ps2 is in ontario
maubrowncow: why?
jose omaly: out for delivery
maubrowncow: eh?
jose omaly: that is the hub that ups uses fo pomona
maubrowncow: oh nice
maubrowncow: are you tracking it?
jose omaly: yeah
jose omaly: amzn does it right there on they site
jose omaly: i love that company
maubrowncow: somebody's gonna pee there pants as it gets closer
jose omaly: too late
jose omaly: i peed your pants too
maubrowncow: i thought they were a bit moist
jose omaly: i peed tash's pants too
jose omaly: she didn't have any pants
jose omaly: so i got her some
jose omaly: then peed them
maubrowncow: lolololololo
jose omaly: haha
maubrowncow: first i envision little kitty pants
jose omaly: hahaha
maubrowncow: then i envision you logic
maubrowncow: then i pee my own pants again
jose omaly: hahaha
jose omaly: we going pee crazy

sometimes life is just too dam exciting...

penguinLNA: food isd good
jose omaly: WORD
penguinLNA: shoving it in my face as i type
jose omaly: dr pepper OWNS me
penguinLNA: lol
penguinLNA: then so does the urinal, eh?
jose omaly: you know it
jose omaly: oh well
jose omaly: pissing gives me something to do

me and weaz get all pissed off at work sometimes

jose omaly: enough that i am suspicious of a secret organization
LinuxVisonary: of fat bitches?
jose omaly: yes
LinuxVisonary: ok
LinuxVisonary: wanted to clarify
LinuxVisonary: to know what I should be on the look out for
jose omaly: with the sole purpose
LinuxVisonary: just in case they try to invade here
jose omaly: of pissing us off

another good counseling session with mau

jose omaly: one year
jose omaly: we actually had a class field trip
jose omaly: TO MY FUCN HOUSE
jose omaly: my class even went in my room
maubrowncow: what?!
jose omaly: serious
maubrowncow: dude....major budget cuts that year
jose omaly: moms had the place all laid out for xmas
maubrowncow: reagonomics????
jose omaly: granted we were in k-garten
maubrowncow: hahahaha
maubrowncow: no shit
jose omaly: and she was working at the school at the time
jose omaly: but still man
jose omaly: wtf
maubrowncow: crazy
jose omaly: i had forgotten about that
maubrowncow: what was the purpose?
jose omaly: who takes a field trip to their fucn house
jose omaly: HAHAHAHAHA
jose omaly: no the bus broke down and we just kinda ended up there
jose omaly: of course on purpose
maubrowncow: did you like hit the couch and turn on the tube?
jose omaly: HAHAHA no i stayed in line
maubrowncow: hahahahahahhahahaha
maubrowncow: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
maubrowncow: STAYED IN LINE AT YOUR OWN HOUSE?!
jose omaly: hahahaha yups

me 'n mau come up with some good plans.

jose omaly: we will make MILLIONS
jose omaly: it's called:
USCsound: calvin ball?
jose omaly: "fire hydrants"
USCsound: uh...k
jose omaly: basically, you and some buddies go out
jose omaly: and each pick a fire hydrant
jose omaly: each fire hydrant gets points for doing good things
jose omaly: like let's say
jose omaly: not going anywhere all night
jose omaly: or like
jose omaly: not
jose omaly: getting run over
jose omaly: you get points for that
jose omaly: but if you get run over
jose omaly: you lose points
USCsound: dude
USCsound: what if a dog pisses on yours?
jose omaly: extra bonus puntos for peeing on YOUR OWN hydrant
USCsound: ooooo
USCsound: ok ok ok
USCsound: what it
jose omaly: but if anyone else pees on it
USCsound: if
jose omaly: you lose points
USCsound: what if your hydrant is responsible for putting out the fire at the local senior old farts center?
USCsound: is that a bonus
jose omaly: mos def
USCsound: or lose points?
jose omaly: bonus
jose omaly: BUT
USCsound: what if it put out a fire at the republican national center?
jose omaly: let's say your hydrant is the closest to a fire-based emergency, and it has a malfunction
jose omaly: you lose points
jose omaly: ok that brings me to the republican rule
jose omaly: republican ANYTHING is most definitely OUT OF BOUNDS
jose omaly: extra points for a fire hydrant "accidentally" coming unscrewed and drenching someone who just voted republican
USCsound: nice
jose omaly: unless they happen to be on fire
jose omaly: then that is loss of points
jose omaly: see how it works?
USCsound: got it