the twelve pesos of christmas

sung to the tune of "the twelve days of christmas"

on the first day of christmas my readers gave to me:
a part-time internet blog

on the second day of christmas my readers gave to me:
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the third day of christmas my readers gave to me:
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the fourth day of christmas my readers gave to me:
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the fifth day of christmas my readers gave to me:
five foamy pints!!!!!!
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the sixth day of christmas my readers gave to me:
six bottles chilling
five foamy pints!!!
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the seventh day of christmas my readers gave to me:
seven digit salary
six bottles chilling
five foamy pints!!!
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the eighth day of christmas my readers gave to me:
eight bouncing boobies
seven digit salary
six bottles chilling
five foamy pints!!!
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the ninth day of christmas my readers gave to me:
nine weeks vacation
eight bouncing boobies
seven digit salary
six bottles chilling
five foamy pints!!!
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the tenth day of christmas my readers gave to me:
ten hotties stripping
nine weeks vacation
eight bouncing boobies
seven digit salary
six bottles chilling
five foamy pints!!!
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the eleventh day of christmas my readers gave to me:
eleven hours of sleeping
ten hotties stripping
nine weeks vacation
eight bouncing boobies
seven digit salary
six bottles chilling
five foamy pints!!!
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog

on the twelfth day of christmas my readers gave to me:
twelve months of good luck
eleven hours of sleeping
ten hotties stripping
nine weeks vacation
eight bouncing boobies
seven digit salary
six bottles chilling
five foamy pints!!!
four new cars
three french maids
two sets of twins
...and a part-time internet blog